Donald Trump Is Qualified To __________

[Motley13]

I can only think of - to create mayhem

Rack your brains.

[otohara]

1. Russian Spy

I think he already is.

[yankeepants]

2. Guess weight and age at a second-rate carnival?

[fleur-de-lisa]

3. File for bankruptcy

[ananda]

4. destroy everything he comes in contact with.

Including me and you

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Deeply disturb humanity. nt

[TrekLuver]

6. Donald Trump is qualified to take a Dump and that's about it.

[procon]

7. Host a TV shopping program.

Trump's Orange Glo
Trump's Kaboom
Trump's Liquid Rubber
Trump's Insanity Workout
Trump's Pocket Hose
Trump's Wonder Wallet
Trump's Chia Pet

[pipi_k]

10. I'd like to see him

on TV hawking the


Trump Bottom Buddy rump cleaning wand

"Don't forget folks...it's got BIGLY wiping power!!!"

[Motley13]

13. I'm envisioning a Trump chia pet,

are there enough chia seeds?

[WhiteTara]

8. sit on a toilet.

[Initech]

9. Tweet very angrily.

And that's an actual Tweet by the way.

[pipi_k]

11. Teach a

five year old kid how to act like a two year old.

[boston bean]

12. be putins puppet

[Vinca]

14. be strapped into a straitjacket.