"Maybe he'll just have to sing something himself. He probably thinks he has a great voice.

[Tanuki]

He thinks he does everything great."
-Idina Menzel ("Let it Go&quot , commenting on Trump's difficulty getting people to perform at his inauguration. She also said, "It's Karma, baby."

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5853db21e4b0b3ddfd8c1366

[DavidDvorkin]

1. He has the greatest voice ever

This will be the most spectacular inauguration in history.

[Buns_of_Fire]

2. Trumpski has nothing but the BEST inaugurations!

People are going to get tired of marveling how unspeakably GREAT this inauguration will be! It's going to be so great, the new administration is going to do it every MONTH!

And people are going to LOVE his acapella version of "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" sung to an adoring Ivanka!

[DavidDvorkin]

8. Doing it every month would take the populace's minds off the ongoing disasters.

[niyad]

3. sadly, it has been reported that andrea bocelli will perform.

[Skittles]

4. who?

[pipi_k]

5. Oh for sure...

He has a voice to rival a choir of angels

AND

his when he farts his asshole sounds like the London Symphony Orchestra

[SeattleVet]

6. Here's a sample of his 'great' voice...

he couldn't find the key if he were covered with key pheromones and they turned loose a key in heat on the stage behind him.

[Buns_of_Fire]

10. That doesn't count. Someone tampered with the microphone...

...by plugging it in.

[NanceGreggs]

7. Maybe he can get Chachi ...

... to re-enact some of the more memorable scenes from his illustrious TV and film career. That'll keep asses firmly planted in their seats.

[Buns_of_Fire]

9. I still think he's missing a bet by not getting Chuck Norris

to perform roundhouse kicks for his adoring crowd. (Which will be the BIGGEST crowd EVER! Believe me!)