To lighten the mood, funny Amazon reviews of Ivanka Trump's boots.
- My dad says they're really hot, but they just make me uncomfortable.
- Wore to the big Aryan Gala
These Chinese boots are just perfect, whether walking the streets with your stepmother the streets of Moscow with your dad and Uncle Vlad -- or dancing the night away at the annual Aryan Gala to the strains of A Whiter Shade of Pale, or just your everyday trampling the rights of others. However, they are so constricting that they sent me to the podiatrist, whom I could not pay, having lost my healthcare. My mom offered to pay, but she has lost her social security and now lives in an alley behind a deli off Lex.
- Two extremely right boots
Both boots for some reason are right. One is marked as extremely right, the other as alt-right, though they look the same to me. Just bizarre.
Sizing and all other info is in Russian, but they are made in China.
The only plus is that they look really well together with either a brown shirt or a white hood.
[link:https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PZ0WUBC/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk|