If Trump has an IQ of 156...

[Dave Starsky]

Then my cat qualifies to be a NASA aerospace engineer.

[NightWatcher]

1. Meow we're talking

[Maru Kitteh]

2. The sludge in my septic tank is possessing of a greater

collection of wisdom and intelligence than Trump will ever know.

[liberal N proud]

3. I think the move a decimal

It is more like 1.56

[RKP5637]

4. If Trump has an IQ of 156, then it is clear he suffers from dementia. Additionally,

individuals with high IQ's generally do not brag about it, and moreover it shows. Trump, does not exhibit qualities of a person with a high IQ in the least.

[kevink077]

5. Reminds me of Kim Jong Un

They both make outlandish rediculous claims. Both punish their political enemies. No wonder Trump sang his praises!

[Bob Loblaw]

23. Don't forget

the common trait of weird hair Don Jong Ill-Un and Kim each have.

[tanyev]

6. Maybe he counts in Base 7?

[bowens43]

7. Trump is an incredibly stupid man. He does not have an IQ of 156

The man is a moron

[DeminPennswoods]

8. The old saying goes...

There's a fine line between genius and crazy.

[smirkymonkey]

9. My dirty socks have a higher IQ than Trump.

I will stand by that.

[Buns_of_Fire]

10. Do tell. Wechsler, Stanford-Binet, Woodcock-Johnson, or Trump-Bullshit?

On the Trump-Bullshit scale, one is given 150 points merely for knowing that the door must be opened to enter the testing room.

[jmowreader]

22. But there's a six-foot-three-inch-high dent in the door!

What is is, if you get it on the second try you get 140 points?

[pandr32]

11. Well then...where's the Mensa membership documentation?

We can add that as missing along with the tax returns, the actual medical records, college transcripts, etc.
Sure as sh*t, "the Donald" would be proudly proclaiming his membership to this international IQ society if he had even the minimal requirement to get in.
"I have a very good brain"~ Donald Trump

[greymattermom]

12. He also weighs

236 http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/14/politics/donald-trump-dr-oz-weight/
or maybe 267 http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/14/politics/donald-trump-dr-oz-weight/

[treestar]

13. Your cat would make a better president

that what we will be getting.

[sheshe2]

15. Yup!

[Dave Starsky]

16. He definitely has a larger vocabulary than Trump.

I know he only speaks cat, but he has different sounds for "I'm hungry", "I'm cold", "Pick me up", "Where's my ball", etc. Trump seems to use the same dozen or so words and phrases. So Brolin is definitely a better communicator.

[Wolf Frankula]

17. This Cat

would make a better president than the rump named tRump. And he's brain dead.

Wolf

[11 Bravo]

14. Someone told him IQ weight divided by 2.

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[malaise]

18. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

19. I used to have a cat who was extremely sweet,

but not very bright. Even for a cat. But compared to Trump? She was a genius.

[AlexSFCA]

20. dangerous

The most dangerous assumption about trump that he is not smart. He continues to outplay everyone.

[jmowreader]

24. Dubya Bush also continued to outplay everyone

The term that describes Donald is "savant." He is an expert at a few things, and totally ignorant of everything else.

Unfortunately, most savants have useful talents like math. Trump's talent is fucking people over.

[AlexSFCA]

25. media

his talent is control over media and maintaining a loyal fan base. Both can go a long way. Being uninformed and ignorant is not the same as low iq. Bush is a different story - the establishment created him. trump is self made.

[Dave Starsky]

28. They both have a sycophantic media...

aiding, abetting, and apologizing for every stupid thing they do and ever did.

If my cat had the same media support that Trump has, you would be convinced that he, too, is some sort of evil master strategist on par with Ernst Stavro Blofeld. You would tremble every time he meowed at you.

[Jacob Boehme]

21. Are we sure Trump's IQ isn't actually 1.56? n/t

[rurallib]

26. He must measure his IQ like he does his dick

"I got a big one! I got a big one! Bigger 'n' yours!"

[brush]

27. And he would know the diff between unprecedented and unpresidented

[mainstreetonce]

29. He's good with big numbers because he is used to playing with them

But he has the literary skills of a third grader.

He has never used language in any formal way,nor has he ever read a book.

[Ilsa]

30. He has the vocabulary of a fourth grader.

No way his IQ is 156. More trumputin bullshit.

[Different Drummer]

31. Most cats are smarter--and more qualifed--than Trump. n/t