PUTIN TO SING AT TRUMP INAUGURATION

[DemocratSinceBirth]

After having difficulty persuading prominent entertainers to participate at the event, the Trump transition team announced on Sunday that the Russian President Vladimir Putin would sing at Donald J. Trump’s Inauguration next month.

In a brief statement from the Kremlin, Putin said, “I will be most delighted to perform for my comrade.”

The choice of Putin raised eyebrows in Washington, since the Russian, while famous for invading neighboring countries and imprisoning political opponents, is not particularly well known as a singer.

The Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway pushed back against such criticism during an appearance on CNN. “If we limited ourselves to people who had talent and experience, that would disqualify half of our Cabinet,” she said.


http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/putin-to-sing-at-trump-inauguration?intcid=mod-latest

[pbmus]

1. Love borowitz

[pangaia]

2. Borowitz is good, man, really, really good....

[muriel_volestrangler]

3. This calls for:

[ffr]

4. I'm addressing all my tRumpsters as comrade.

I don't think they get it. They're not that bright.

[jalan48]

5. I think Trump was able to line this guy up as the headliner.

[awoke_in_2003]

10. He died in 2012

He seemed a happy man.

[Topsound]

6. Old thoughts 50's-80' didnt we learn..

Hi I am from The mid - fifties how we forget the atrocities then and now the soviets or republic whatever. Treated humanity then and today
Remember cold war, R.R.ended it. Soviets played broke.
Should of left them to their own devises.
Remember the Bear Never Sleeps..and " Better - - - - than Red. "
How soon we forget.. wise up america, in getting involved with them on world domination.
Next Russian Base Syria..

[awoke_in_2003]

12. No, Reagan didn't end it

Their system was flawed from the start.

[treestar]

7. lol there's a documentary

in this you can see Putin singing

[Jacob Boehme]

8. Well hell, Pooties even got the start of a song list going

[hunter]

9. Putin will ride in on a grizzly bear, his shiny waxed chest gleaming in the spotlights...

... and Putin and the bear shall sing, like amorous billygoats yodeling, as Trump's tiny hands anoint Pence's knobby head with oil.

Verily, the mainstream media shall bow before them in normalcy.



I'm sure I read that in the Bible somewhere.

[uponit7771]

11. +1