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Band List For Trumps Inaugural Ball Gets Posted People Are Laughing So Hard They Cant Breathe
Trump has reportedly fired several of the people in charge of finding him A-list talent to perform at his inauguration after they failed to deliver even a single viable star and the transition team is now in panic mode.
And despite his feigned indifference, Trump himself is said to be freaking out over his inability to get celebrities to come. In Hollywood, its been a rare unified front. Not a single star has agreed to show up, despite Trumps team even floating financial offers (unheard of) or ambassadorships (possibly illegal) to sweeten the deals.
If anyone does do it, I hope that the check that they get is in the nine figures. Because its probably the last check theyre ever going to get, Dixie Chicks manager Simon Renshaw told TheWrap on Friday.
But one event that is already booked with hilarious results is the All American Inaugural Ball held the night before the official inauguration in honor of Trump. The hacky photoshop job created to advertise the event shows just what kind of quality attendees should expect for their $250 tickets.
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The event itself promises to be even worse than the poster. Its a whos who of Who? As music website Consequence of Sound points out, the list of performers is absolutely bonkers.
DJ Freedom? The Star Spangled Singers? An 80s cover band called The Reagan Years. What on earth is happening?
Trump only gets the best people.
1965Comet
(175 posts)11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)niyad
(113,074 posts)The Polack MSgt
(13,182 posts)nice.
Welcome to DU and I want to say that the 65 Comet was a damn fine car
calimary
(81,125 posts)That's hilarious!!!
Yeah, you betcha! He gets the best people! Gee, not even anybody from "Celebrity Apprentice"? Maybe Omarosa can sing and play tambourine or something...
sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)Maru Kitteh
(28,317 posts)like Gaad told yas to. A'right?
Runningdawg
(4,514 posts)Mr. Evil
(2,825 posts)that Ted will rape Ivanka and sodomize Tiffany.
alfredo
(60,071 posts)lastlib
(23,159 posts)...the p****-grabbing competition......
Sorry, Sh*ttypants!
George II
(67,782 posts)MineralMan
(146,262 posts)MadamPresident
(70 posts)It sounds like the singer is using a backtrack for vocal support.
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)It's the only group I could find:
TheDebbieDee
(11,119 posts)babylonsister
(171,035 posts)here's some confirmation from another site you probably never heard of...
http://heavy.com/news/2016/12/donald-trump-inauguration-ball-ceremony-musicians-performers-celebrities-performances-list-all-american/
Grey Lemercier
(1,429 posts)babylonsister
(171,035 posts)louis-t
(23,273 posts)Snoozefest 2017.
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)jmowreader
(50,529 posts)You want to prove how "appreciative" and "patriotic" you are? ENLIST!
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)What's not to like?
Truly, that line-up is a disaster waiting to happen.
jmowreader
(50,529 posts)Unless you are in the infantry and you get into a firefight, you're a hell of a lot more likely to put cleaning rods down your rifle's barrel than you are bullets.
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)Even us USAF guys got to shoot M16s at the range. Never saw one again, though, during my enlistment. But, got my Expert Marksman ribbon all the same.
jmowreader
(50,529 posts)Very few of the ranges on an Army base are certified for live fire and even fewer are set up the way they need to be for rifle qualification*, so it's very hard to get time on one. IIRC the infantry qualifies twice per year, once on Expert Infantryman's Badge testing day and again six months later; everyone else gets to go to the range once a year.
* The most entertaining range I ever saw was the one at Camp Humphreys, Korea. It's a 25-meter tunnel target range that lies under the approach to Desiderio Army Airfield. It has a berm you fire into, and on the other side of it is a massive rice paddy....which, of course, belongs to a Korean farmer. We bought the fifteen feet of the farmer's paddy that runs beside the berm, and turned it into a dirt road. When you go to Range Control to open that range they give you, in addition to all the normal things any range operator needs, four PRC-77 radios and eight batteries. One radio goes to the range safety officer. One goes to someone watching the road. One is operated by someone watching the end of the runway, and the fourth to someone looking 180 degrees from the runway. Those troops call cease-fire if they see any incursions into the range...and they see a LOT of incursions.
roscoeroscoe
(1,369 posts)One of the loudest ranges I've ever fired at, thanks to being inside a concrete culvert!
MountCleaners
(1,148 posts)People like my grandfather, who was a staunch Democrat. That's because they're too busy making Nazis feel comfortable.
jimmil
(629 posts)I was jumped on by some cons. I said I was a liberal and there is no one who can support the guys in the military more then me because I was one in 69-71. Of course they said no liberal could support troops because we hate the military and everything they stand for. It was also odd that none of the people who jumped on me ever admitted to serving in the military prior to that time. However, I went in and did my time. I didn't do it because it's America, USA USA USA! I didn't do it because I hate all enemies of our government. I just went in because I was called up. And I didn't fight, I didn't kill, and I didn't get wounded because I love my country. I was just doing my job. I did it for the guys in my platoon, my company, and everyone else stuck in that shit eating place. There was no mom, dad, and apple pie. We were a bunch of guys just trying to stay alive and return home. That's it. No band, no parade, no fake people making empty praises of us being heroes so they look better waving the flag. We just wanted to get back and live our lives and everything be normal again, which, if you have ever been to war you know that is impossible. One of the cons called me a coward after I wrote something similar. I agreed with him as I was scared most of the time I was there.
dhill926
(16,314 posts)and props for Sam Stone...real as it gets...
alfredo
(60,071 posts)MineralMan
(146,262 posts)2naSalit
(86,332 posts)since the 80s. Probably the only one they'll have this century.
pangaia
(24,324 posts)DemoTex
(25,390 posts)yuiyoshida
(41,818 posts)byronius
(7,391 posts)MineralMan
(146,262 posts)dhol82
(9,352 posts)snort
(2,334 posts)To me its an example of what's right with the World.
niyad
(113,074 posts)"springtime for hitler"
Dulcinea
(6,604 posts)progressoid
(49,951 posts)Jacob Boehme
(789 posts)How about these "B" and "C" list acts:
(Wanted, Dead, partly-dead, or alive.)
White Snake
Johnny Rotten and the Sex Pistols
Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods
Debby Boone
Starland Vocal Band
Taco
Men Without Hats
Wham!
Ace of Base
Limp Bizkit
Any act.... phuleeeze!
Of course, no matter who shows up, it will end up like this:
jmowreader
(50,529 posts)Amaril
(1,267 posts)keithbvadu2
(36,667 posts)Amaril
(1,267 posts)I'm sure the Orange Emperor wouldn't go back on a promise, right?
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Not gonna happen.
Crash2Parties
(6,017 posts)rtracey
(2,062 posts)i believe that great headliner of the RNCC this year Anthony Zabato Jr plays spoon and tissue paper. Perhaps he can find some stupid fucker that does clown balloons ans shadow puppets.
Fuck you Fuckump...
leftyladyfrommo
(18,866 posts)tclambert
(11,084 posts)Here's the first two:
Here's the full playlist:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_apocalyptic_songs
Initech
(100,040 posts)tclambert
(11,084 posts)lastlib
(23,159 posts)Last Day of June 1934:
The Night of the Long Knives ("Nacht der langen Messer" , when Adolf Hitler carried out a bloody purge of the Nazi Party of those he suspected would be a threat to him. Ernst Roehm, head of the Nazi storm-troopers (SA) was among the hundreds killed.
This song is a warning to all of us.
tclambert
(11,084 posts)They want to make America bleed again.
Javaman
(62,504 posts)Initech
(100,040 posts)MFM008
(19,803 posts)That aren't protesting.
byronius
(7,391 posts)hvn_nbr_2
(6,485 posts)If anyone does do it, I hope that the check that they get is in the nine figures."
I would suggest that they should get cash up front. Based on Comrade Trump's history, he'll probably stiff them otherwise.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)of the best local polka bands. I hear they might be available. It could be a festive evening!
brooklynite
(94,358 posts)Last edited Thu Dec 22, 2016, 06:03 PM - Edit history (1)
The "All American Ball" is a private operation, not affiliated with the Inauguration Committee.
roamer65
(36,744 posts)Otherwise they won't get paid.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)when it bounces.
hughee99
(16,113 posts)Make a funding plea for the NEA.
Ilsa
(61,690 posts)Performers had all said "Yes" to performing AND letting The Vulgarian sleep with their daughters.
hughee99
(16,113 posts)Solely to reward or punish people, because he can. No, I don't think he cares about the NEA, but I don't think he'd pass up the chance to use government agencies for his own personal agenda either.
Ilsa
(61,690 posts)with the Boeing exec.
hughee99
(16,113 posts)Big or small. Expect a ton of stories about this sort of thing in the coming years.
Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)Initech
(100,040 posts)DJ Freedom? Excuse me a minute...
As George Carlin would say - "fuck cable, this shit is better than pay per view!"
aidbo
(2,328 posts)I was perusing their "entertainment" offerings and one of them is listed as a 'paparazzi photo shoot zone' where
http://www.allamericanball.com/entertainment1/paparazzi-photo-shoot-zone/
The accompanying image on the website for this feature is actually a poster for a movie called "Paparazzi" released in 2004.
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0338325/?ref=m_nv_sr_1
pansypoo53219
(20,955 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)whathehell
(29,034 posts)That's the last time I saw them...
christx30
(6,241 posts)singing those songs. They are most decidedly not his crowd..
"If more people were for people all people everywhere
There'd be a lot less people to worry about, and a lot more people who care."
Nothing about Donald Trump resembles that at all.
Chipper Chat
(9,673 posts)Because we portrayed a 'clean cut' image against the growing tapestry of anti-war hippie types people assumed (and unfortunately still do) that we were all rabid republicans. It only takes one listen to "What Color Is God's Skin" to understand what we were about. We hated xenophobic blowhards like Trump.
Hekate
(90,560 posts)I hope you had a good time.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,158 posts)On the other hand, Trumpski's team is probably wondering what the odds were of every A-Lister in America already being scheduled for a root canal at the very same time!!!
Damn, what a coincidence!
Warpy
(111,162 posts)but they hate unions so they're stuck with wedding "combos" and bar bands.
Oh, well, it's not like Republicans will know the difference.
MrPurple
(985 posts)<iframe width="560" height="315" src="
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(2,165 posts)He can sing Cat Scratch Fever.Trump will just love these lyrics...I make the pussy purr with
The stroke of my hand.
hvn_nbr_2
(6,485 posts)I was thinking he could go for (dark) comedy instead of music--Clint Eastwood could talk to an empty chair and Ted could tell how he beat the draft.
keithbvadu2
(36,667 posts)He is definitely an a lister.
Or an a something.
northoftheborder
(7,569 posts)Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)Oh, that's right - he only screams for Romney.
Qanisqineq
(4,826 posts)underpants
(182,626 posts)hibbing
(10,095 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)I bet he says that to all the boys!
JNelson6563
(28,151 posts)Seriously lol'd
CentralMass
(15,265 posts)JudyM
(29,201 posts)War Horse
(931 posts)Hekate
(90,560 posts)Earl had to die.
Generic Other
(28,979 posts)I hear this guy is available...
pfitz59
(10,302 posts)where did you find this?
Generic Other
(28,979 posts)And reminds me of Trump!
They_Live
(3,224 posts)I'm in a better mood now.
JHan
(10,173 posts)QED
(2,747 posts)Let the eagle soar, Baby.
niyad
(113,074 posts)rocktivity
(44,572 posts)rocktivity
malaise
(268,713 posts)Happy holidays babylonsister
central scrutinizer
(11,637 posts)Ilsa
(61,690 posts)Not everyone on DU will get that.
mobeau69
(11,133 posts)babylonsister
(171,035 posts)Charles Bukowski
(1,132 posts)dhill926
(16,314 posts)cwydro
(51,308 posts)Be nice if it were true.
mobeau69
(11,133 posts)OMG. Ex-Con Olie North gets second billing after Buzz Aldrin. These are the only two names I'm familiar with but I don't think they do any Etta James.
I have to admit this looks promising:
Paparazzi Photo Shoot Zone
Be a star at the All American Inaugural Ball. Get your photo taken Hollywood-style in the Paparazzi Shoot Zone.
You can't make this shit up.
http://www.allamericanball.com/entertainment/
lunasun
(21,646 posts)NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)This is a warning! I clicked on the OP's link and saw the poster from the darkest circle of Hell!, advertising the All American Inaugural Ball. Ye gods!! My eyes will never be the same. Take a look, if you dare. I won't post it here, out of respect for DUers' health and sanity.
turbinetree
(24,683 posts)it last about a minute, which is way to long for his party
Cha
(296,853 posts)THIS!
SleeplessinSoCal
(9,087 posts)Wonder how many tweets will vilify Rachel....
Lotusflower70
(3,077 posts)Omg! This is going to be an epic failure.
ailsagirl
(22,885 posts)ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
We must never, EVER lose our sense of humor
hibbing
(10,095 posts)Skittles
(153,113 posts)FUCK YOU!!!
mahina
(17,620 posts)Mussolini v. Stalin
Wanderlust King!
Why yes, he is the actor from Everything is Illuminated. Gogol Bordello is the band in the movie
mac56
(17,564 posts)rocktivity
(44,572 posts)TonyPDX
(962 posts)stage left
(2,961 posts)The Producers.
Sunlei
(22,651 posts)tblue37
(65,227 posts)so probably even they turned down the inaugural gig!
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