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Sat Dec 24, 2016, 11:13 PM

Santa Claus Has Made It To The Southern United States

Santa Claus started in Boca Rotan, Florida than moved on to Miami and will soon be passing through Tampa. Merry Christmas to all.

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Response to erpowers (Original post)

Sat Dec 24, 2016, 11:17 PM

1. Santa is much more brave than I

 

I'd be afraid of some southerner having a 2nd amendment moment.

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Response to NobodyHere (Reply #1)

Sat Dec 24, 2016, 11:23 PM

2. No joke, a Black Santa in a sleigh would be open season in red states.

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Response to erpowers (Original post)

Sat Dec 24, 2016, 11:24 PM

3. Again Murican values challenged by people wantin something for free.

They like Santy Clause and what they can get.

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Response to erpowers (Original post)

Sat Dec 24, 2016, 11:42 PM

4. One hopes he isn't shot. The rednecks are in a festival of stupidity and violence.

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Response to erpowers (Original post)

Sat Dec 24, 2016, 11:53 PM

5. Heh! A lot of coal is going to be delivered to West Virginia and Kentucky.

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Response to erpowers (Original post)

Sun Dec 25, 2016, 12:08 AM

6. You must think Santa Claus weird. He has long hair and a beard. Giving his presents for free.

Santa Claus. Has a red suit, he's a Communist. And a beard, and long hair must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe he's smoking?

(Credit to Arlo Guthrie)

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Response to Crunchy Frog (Reply #6)

Sun Dec 25, 2016, 05:35 AM

13. ...

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Response to erpowers (Original post)

Sun Dec 25, 2016, 12:10 AM

7. a non-citizen, entering the country without documentation?

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Response to erpowers (Original post)

Sun Dec 25, 2016, 12:15 AM

8. He made it out of Florida and only sustained minimal damage due to gunfire

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Response to erpowers (Original post)

Sun Dec 25, 2016, 12:16 AM

9. So, an undocumented foreign national has violated the border...

...and is breaking into private homes with impunity. No wonder Trump got elected.

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Response to erpowers (Original post)

Sun Dec 25, 2016, 12:17 AM

10. Santa picking up Rebel Flag supplies.

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Response to erpowers (Original post)

Sun Dec 25, 2016, 01:45 AM

11. I was talking with a roofer the other day and he said he loves this season. ...

Apparently Santa and his sleigh puts a lot of wear and tear on roofs. Enough so the roofer stays busy for a couple of months.

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Response to erpowers (Original post)

Sun Dec 25, 2016, 05:31 AM

12. You can't fool me...


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