Santa Claus Has Made It To The Southern United States

[erpowers]

Santa Claus started in Boca Rotan, Florida than moved on to Miami and will soon be passing through Tampa. Merry Christmas to all.

http://www.noradsanta.org/

[NobodyHere]

1. Santa is much more brave than I

I'd be afraid of some southerner having a 2nd amendment moment.

[Hoyt]

2. No joke, a Black Santa in a sleigh would be open season in red states.

[gordianot]

3. Again Murican values challenged by people wantin something for free.

They like Santy Clause and what they can get.

[NNadir]

4. One hopes he isn't shot. The rednecks are in a festival of stupidity and violence.

[madinmaryland]

5. Heh! A lot of coal is going to be delivered to West Virginia and Kentucky.

[Crunchy Frog]

6. You must think Santa Claus weird. He has long hair and a beard. Giving his presents for free.

Santa Claus. Has a red suit, he's a Communist. And a beard, and long hair must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe he's smoking?

(Credit to Arlo Guthrie)

[Warren DeMontague]

13. ...

[brooklynite]

7. a non-citizen, entering the country without documentation?

[NightWatcher]

8. He made it out of Florida and only sustained minimal damage due to gunfire

[brooklynite]

9. So, an undocumented foreign national has violated the border...

...and is breaking into private homes with impunity. No wonder Trump got elected.

[sarcasmo]

10. Santa picking up Rebel Flag supplies.

[spin]

11. I was talking with a roofer the other day and he said he loves this season. ...

Apparently Santa and his sleigh puts a lot of wear and tear on roofs. Enough so the roofer stays busy for a couple of months.

[longship]

12. You can't fool me...