BAWAWAWAWWAWAWA- "Why not ask Ted fucking Nugent?"

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Despite earlier reports, Elton John will not be performing at Donald Trump’s inauguration. A rep for the singer confirmed the news to The Huffington Post via email on Wednesday.

Word got out that the iconic singer was reportedly performing at the president-elect’s inauguration in January after Anthony Scaramucci, a member of Trump’s transition team, revealed the news to the BBC.

“Elton John is going to be doing our concert on the Mall for the inauguration,” he said.

A few of John’s songs, including “Rocket Man” and “Tiny Dancer,” were played at Trump rallies throughout his campaign, much to the dismay of the “Crocodile Rock” singer.

“Elton’s music has not been requested for use in any official capacity by Donald Trump. Any use of his music should not be seen as an endorsement of Donald Trump by Elton,” a publicist for the singer said in a statement.

John himself has also spoken out about Trump using his music, telling The Guardian in February, “I don’t really want my music to be involved in anything to do with an American election campaign. I’m British.”

“I’ve met Donald Trump, he was very nice to me, it’s nothing personal, his political views are his own, mine are very different, I’m not a Republican in a million years,” he added. “Why not ask Ted fucking Nugent? Or one of those fucking country stars? They’ll do it for you.”

Perhaps Trump should take his advice here.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/elton-john-not-performing-at-donald-trumps-inauguration_us_5835bc8fe4b000af95ed6cfd

Love you, Sir Elton John.

[Bradical79]

1. He hasn't?

I assumed Nugent would've been booked already.

[Barack_America]

49. Poor Trump. Champagne tastes and a beer electorate.

[B C Butler]

2. Opportunity

It is a great opportunity for a singer to sabatoge the event by spewing anti trump lyrics...I'll do it!

[niyad]

5. welcome to du--would you actually risk the contamination of breathing the same air as that

vile bunch of pretend-humans? you are truly brave.

[cstanleytech]

18. I suspect most entertainers would not do that for the same reason they are turning him down because

it would probably be career suicide.

[crazycatlady]

28. Fiona Apple could do the job (NSFW language)

[NastyRiffraff]

3. Good for Sir Elton!

I would hate to see his songs performed at the Ignoration. Bad enough that Dump's campaign just helped themselves to them.

[ailsagirl]

24. The Ignoration???

The Ignoration for the ignoramous

[NastyRiffraff]

41. I can't take credit for the word

And besides, I got it wrong! It should be Ignorguration, courtesy of Donkees in this thread.

[ailsagirl]

44. nonetheless

heh, heh "misspelled" or not, your post was the first time I heard it

I just found "ignorguration" on some other websites, too

It's caught on

[underpants]

4. Maybe he could do some Damn Yankees material

[niyad]

6. this was announced several weeks ago, was it not?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

10. The quote is worth repeating.

[niyad]

11. so true.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

12. It's an hilarious quote.

I bet most other rockers despise Nugent.

[cstanleytech]

20. Yes but this isnt LBN so its somewhat more acceptable to repost

such things here in GD.

[Zorro]

7. Looking forward to hearing "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" at the inauguration

[Raster]

8. People are saying that both tRump and Teddyboy Shittypants...

...like that underage stuff.

[War Pigs]

21. yes they are. drumpf sneaking into the teen pageant

Dressing rooms and grabbing women by the whatever. Pants pooping pedophile Ted taking guardianship of a teenager from Hawaii. Family values

[hollowdweller]

23. I don't think Trump has entirely come to terms with those who put him in office.

I think he sort of thinks that somehow he can attract wealthy classy entertainers and stuff, but I think that he's not realizing that red neck peckerwoods who hate classiness education and culture are his main base.

Here's my list for him.

Ted Nugent
Charlie Daniels
Kid Rock
Toby Keith
Lynard Skynard


My wife and I have been talking about how his presidency will absolutely destroy his brand.

[3catwoman3]

36. "... his presidency will absolutely destroy his brand."

That would be delicious.

Let us hope that is all he destroys.

[argyl]

46. He's gotta do "Jailbait." That'll give Dizzy Donald his first boner without a Viagra IV drip

In 25 years.

[Raster]

60. Well you know, people are saying...

[avebury]

9. It would be interesting if an A-List Entertainer would have enough

courgage to get up and sing the Russian National Anthem. Or the bannana boat song.

[rbrnmw]

63. lol

[C Moon]

13. Trump should probably get a line up of impersonators.

Now THAT would be a great watch!

[MyOwnPeace]

14. But WAIT!!!!

Wouldn't Teddy be an immigrant?
After all, wasn't he leaving the country if Obama won?

Surely Der Drumpf wouldn't allow this "disloyal American" back in, would he?

[Rex]

15. Ted might show up nekked and start shooting people with his bow and arrows.

Or he could show up fully dressed, crap his pants and show the crowd how he got out of Vietnam.

[tonedevil]

16. Mr. Nugent...

could write a song just for the occasion. Suggested title "Grab Her by the Pussy". Make inauguration great again.

[Stellar]

27. LMAO!!!

This thread is making my day! Thanks for the laugh.

[Plucketeer]

31. Tic Tac - Tic Tac...

Go ahead and grab her crack

Tic Tac - Tic Tac - suppress the Muslims and the black

Tic Tac - Tic Tac - we're gonna take our country back

Ted? I'll help you with some appropriate lyrics. They'll be so great you'll crap your pants!

[Scurrilous]

17. K & R

[grossproffit]

19. Why not Joe Piscopo?

[hollowdweller]

22. Nugent really has the christmas spirit

http://www.inquisitr.com/1689314/ted-nugent-kills-santa-claus-ferguson-riots-mike-brown-shooting-christmas-greetings/

[Stellar]

25. "Why not ask Ted f#cking Nugent..."

"or one of those f#cking country stars, they'll do it for him"....

[keithbvadu2]

26. Coward pedophile Ted Nugent would be the right message.

[HughBeaumont]

29. Uncle Ped could play this bag of nasty during the First Couple's Dance.

WARNING: This video is loaded with skin-crawling WTF, even by Uncle Ped's lowlife standards.

[Nevernose]

32. Made me really nostalgic

Granted, I quickly put it on mute and ignored all of the creepy images. Other than that it was like a hometown time machine. In some ways Vegas has changed so much, but in other ways it will always be the same.

[SHRED]

30. Elton John performs at Rush Limbaugh's wedding for $1m

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2010/jun/08/elton-john-rush-limbaugh

[Stellar]

33. Perhaps he figured it isn't worth it today? eom

[eShirl]

57. also, Rush is an "entertainer" but not a U.S. politician.

[dubyadiprecession]

34. Trump didn't meet Elton's asking price.

A few years ago, Elton played Rush Limbaugh's wedding for about a million dollars.

The honor of playing for you at your inauguration is not enough Mr. Trump, your will have to pay up.

[NBachers]

35. That is my laugh of the day, and believe me, I needed one. Thank you, Reg Dwight.

[classykaren]

37. Just teach Scott Baio to sing and dance. lol

[KamaAina]

38. Tiny Dancer?

For Tiny Hands?

[MyOwnPeace]

40. Good one!!!!

(wish I could make the hands smaller for the "clap" part!)

[mobeau69]

39. Wonder if they asked Shakira. LOL

How sweet it was.

[NastyRiffraff]

42. I nominate Alec Baldwin! n/t

[truebluegreen]

45. He volunteered...

if he could do, "Highway to Hell."

[Cha]

43. No way in hell would Elton John play @ dump's rigged

bash.. of course a dump spokesperson would lie about it.

[SHRED]

56. He might for a million bucks

Elton John performs at Rush Limbaugh's wedding for $1m

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2010/jun/08/elton-john-rush-limbaugh

[ismnotwasm]

47. Ted. Fucking. Nugent.--priceless

[Scurrilous]

48. Boink!

[Flatpicker]

50. Baldwin

Should host a telethon on naug'ration day as trump.

Get a bunch of talent to perform and all proceeds to go to a charity that helps the needy.

[Lotusflower70]

51. Thank you

Sir Elton John for not sinking to Trump's level. And thank all of you for the laughs that this thread has produced. I am looking forward to the real show that will be going on, not the ignorguration.

[lunasun]

52. I am not a fan of his but love the comment!

“I’ve met Donald Trump, he was very nice to me, it’s nothing personal, his political views are his own, mine are very different, I’m not a Republican in a million years,” he added. “Why not ask Ted fucking Nugent? Or one of those fucking country stars? They’ll do it for you"

Why do I get the idea that NYC trump is an unlikely country fan? Probably irks him that is who he is stuck with or has beens like nugget or kiddie rock

[Dawson Leery]

53. "Or one of those fucking country stars? Theyll do it for you.

It's about time some mainstream artist called out the genre.

[Maru Kitteh]

54. Except the fact that those "fucking country stars" are turning him down TOO!

[Dawson Leery]

55. Money.

Several B-Grade (the standard for Country Music) "stars" turned down Romney during the campaign as he would not pay them.
Liberal artists don't want the money. They do it for the cause because they are of a higher caliber.

[greymattermom]

58. here is why

http://www.sixteenchicago.com/application/files/4114/7587/1405/Trump_Chicago_Sixteen_Breakfast_Menu_October_2016.pdf

Look at the price of an "American" breakfast at the Trump hotel in Chicago

Trump's supporters eat at Waffle House. They would never pay $37 for eggs.

[47of74]

59. Or as I call him, Pants Shit Fever

[mac56]

61. "Pants Crap Feverrrrrr...."

[Bettie]

62. He is known not to pay people

why would any right wing performer take a job where they are unlikely to get paid?

Money being the end game for all of that type and all.