The only song that fits the Inaugruation (language alert!!)

[DonCoquixote]

Seriously foul but fitting language! You were warned!!

and for the MODERN VERSION circa 2016

[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. You forgot Napoleon XIV

Offensive, even by standards of the 60s:

This is way out of character for me, but I'm getting angrier and angrier every day. I wouldn't post this at work:

This might be over the line. Before you alert, send me mail. I can take this one down.

[HassleCat]

5. Yes, and it was hard to offend back then

I remember this from junior high school. It actually caused emotionally disturbed people to attempt suicide! They pulled it off the air after only a couple months, as I recall.

[johnp3907]

2. "Don't give them their freedom because they're not gonna give you yours."

[Retrograde]

3. I prefer the classics

Groucho Marx's "If You Think the Country's Bad Off Now Just Wait 'Til I Get Through With It" from the movie, Duck Soup - about a totally unqualified man who ends up in charge of a country, gives offices to unqualified candidates, starts a war over a perceived insult (and justifies fighting because he's already paid a month's rent on the battlefield).

[HassleCat]

4. Or maybe this

https://www.bing.com/search?q=the+cramps+let%27s+get+fuked+up&form=EDGEAR&qs=PF&cvid=2d9ae797f1a44f3f92bc20eaa8449e25&pq=the+cramps+let%27s+get+fuked+up

Somebody mashed up Tyrolian folk dancing with the Cramps.