TV writer Josh Greenberg designed the Trump inauguration flyer that we all had pictured in our heads

[kpete]

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[A-Schwarzenegger]

1. The best parts are "Your" and "Two Rockettes" !

[Salviati]

18. Maybe it should be "Second Rockettes"

to show he's capable of learning, and won't make the same mistake again...

[Roy Rolling]

38. LOL

The can win the election, but they will never win the war of humorous creativity.

They simply have no sense of humor to go into battle with.

"Mallard Fillmore"? The funniest thing about that is somebody somewhere is writing a letter-to-the-editor complaining "Mallard Fillmore" belongs on the comics pag instead of the editorial page because all other comic strips are left-wing propaganda.

True story. You can't make this stuff up.

[smirkymonkey]

41. Mallard Fillmore - proof if there ever was that conservatives have no sense of humor

whatsoever.

[New Orleans Strong]

19. Really good. Touche!

[forgotmylogin]

46. The "your" was the part that made me bust out laughing.

[LisaM]

2. Yep, this had me chuckling.

It's gonna be great!

[Initech]

3. Your invited!!!

[barbtries]

4. actually before i looked at it

i was thinking more the great parade of the naked emperor


but, with drumpf and his tiny hands and an equally tiny penis...

[milestogo]

5. I'm still waiting for a band that names itself "Pussygrab".

[DBoon]

26. Pussy Riot would make an excelelnt anti-inauguration band

nt

[milestogo]

6. I think Trump would want a model who is better endowed on his inauguration invitation.

[NBachers]

32. She's still developing. When she turns 19 in 3 or 4 years, they'll have filled out better.

One way or another.

[aggiesal]

33. Would have been funnier ...

and a nice dig if they had used Melania as the model.

[Charles Bukowski]

7. Amazing

Trump is a billionaire and a president-elect...

And still he's nothing more than a laughingstock. A human punchline. A joke of a human being.

[Oldtimeralso]

8. PS

be sure to remember that you will also see
Some of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir

[rurallib]

20. !

[eppur_se_muova]

25. appearing as the Mormon Tabernacle Trio. nt

[NBachers]

30. OK, that got my laugh of the day!

[dae]

48. Nice one!

[TrollBuster9090]

9. You forgot the bit about The SITUATION ROOM of the White House being temporarily converted

into a CASINO. Everybody gets $100 in free chips, and unlimited free drinks. (But don't confuse the nuclear button with a one-arm bandit.)

[keithbvadu2]

10. Is that Donald's main squeeze, Ivanka?

[7962]

17. Nope

[BainsBane]

11. I pictured a swastika

[colsohlibgal]

12. Welcome To Our Nightmare

I still cannot believe tens of millions had no problem voting for this carnival barker, that they thought he was qualified to be president. I can think of no better proof of the dumbing down of America.

I hope we survive this and if we do I hope millions of people go back to thinking rationally.

[malaise]

13. Getting up off the floor

[vlyons]

14. crass and vulgar

Is this flyer for real, or something off the onion? My God, it is so crass and vulgar. A bikini-clad woman on a presidential invitation? Can you imagine Jimmy Carter, or Richard Nixon, or Poppy Bush, or Ike, or Harry Truman sending out such an ugliness?

Can't wait to see his 2017 Christmas cards!

[Dave Starsky]

15. It's not real; it's a joke.

But I can understand your being confused, because nothing makes sense these days.

[keithbvadu2]

28. Bill Clinton would have Monica. Dubya would have Jeff Gannon on the invitation.

[dixiegrrrrl]

49. Have you seen his New Year's Greeting?

Have it right here, from Twitter.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what to do. Love!'

[Little Star]

16. LMAO

[Ilsa]

21. I don't think Marie Osmond would

Have anything to do with it. Has she stated any intention of performing?

I think she's more liberal than the rest of her first clan.

[Liberalagogo]

43. I agree

From Wikipedia:

On April 29, 2009, Osmond revealed that her oldest daughter, Jessica, is a lesbian and had been living in Los Angeles with her girlfriend. In interviews Osmond has expressed support for her daughter and for same sex marriage rights, and in 2010 was named Grand Marshal of the Ogden Gay Pride Parade. In 2013 Marie is quoted in the Huffington Post stating that civil rights needs to be for all.

But:

Marie Osmond is a member of the Republican party. However, she has stated that she is not a political person.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Osmond#Personal_life

[Ilsa]

45. I bet her gop "membership" is more of a cultural thing.

I'm thinking Marie is divorced, but I'm not sure if I remember that correctly. I suspect she'd rather have nothing to do with president pussy-grabber.

[Marthe48]

22. It'll be printed on laughingstock

n/t

[Kolesar]

47. [x] Like for your post

[Marthe48]

51. Thanks

[IcyPeas]

23. It's missing one thing

a picture of his self.

[canetoad]

24. Haha

Ten different fonts. Nope, eleven, didn't see Marie Osmond down there.

[NBachers]

31. What's the use of having fonts if you aren't gonna skilfully use 'em?

[Grassy Knoll]

27. Got Tickets?

[IronLionZion]

29. AMERICAN FASCIST: Your going to the camps

AMERICAN FASCIST: Your going to the camps
AMERICAN LIBERAL, CHUCKLING: *You're

https://twitter.com/WarrenIsDead/status/810200372505677825

[catbyte]

34. "YOUR invited"

Perfect.

[jmowreader]

35. Oh, come on. Do you really expect me to believe that?

No wrestling? No Lee Greenwood? No tattoos on the model? Only one misspelled word? The bad silhouetting job on the model is an especial touch (they managed to chop off her left elbow, which should protrude from behind her back, but left the fingertips and that tuft of hair under her right arm). I give it a 95 out of 100...and yeah, they ARE to the point of having to hire a DJ for the occasion.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

36. DUzy

[47of74]

37. Should've said Pants Shit Fever

[pinboy3niner]

39. Apparently both Corinthians are otherwise engaged

[Akamai]

40. Great invite! Klass all the way!

[Angry Dragon]

42. Trump is comic fodder for eons

[lunatica]

44. Doesn't he have enough scantily clad photos of Melania?

To use?

[Dirty Socialist]

50. Yes! William Hung!

I'm there, dude!