I'm going to be so screwed in 2017

[NightWatcher]

I failed Russian (language) so hard back in high school. I transferred to German after the first quarter.

[DavidDvorkin]

1. Mandarin

Forget Russian.

But if India ends up on top, as I think they will in the long run, stick with English.

[Lochloosa]

2. Fake it.

[NightWatcher]

3. The last time I drank vodka, I did 23 shots...

Long story short, I don't like vodka anymore.

Have a Happy 2017, comrade

[Lochloosa]

4. I'm that about Tequila.

Emergency room twice.

Same to you Comrade.

[Lord_at_War]

11. It only took once for me...

Went to work my "pizza shop" job half drunk from tequila in 1982- one smell of the anchovy pizza coming out of the oven crushed me!

I stick to vodka or rum now.

Regards, and have a Happy New Year!

[tenaciousdem]

12. 23 shots

you're lucky you didn't die from alcohol poisoning...

[Initech]

5. использовать Google переводчик!

https://translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=wT#auto/ru/use%20google%20translator!

[NightWatcher]

6. Spa siba

I'm not going to attempt the Cyrillic version of that, but as I recall, it's "thank you"

[Naamah]

7. Spasiva

Lol and Pazaluista - you're welcome :p

[NightWatcher]

8. See, I told you I'm hosed

[Naamah]

10. Lol!!

Your Russian is fine

[Different Drummer]

9. According to an English to Russian translation site I found...

the Cyrillic is Спасибо.

[tavernier]

13. Don't laugh...

I had the exact same thought earlier today.