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What Happens if Steve Bannon Dies ? (Original Post) JI7 Feb 2017 OP
I'm sorry but I'd be poppin a cork. TrekLuver Feb 2017 #1
Wanna join me? triron Feb 2017 #15
Impeachment night drinks on me...LOL TrekLuver Feb 2017 #24
Yep! nt cwydro Feb 2017 #31
Me too. Damn the migraine, some things have to be celebrated Warpy Feb 2017 #36
They will appoint another handler for Trump hollowdweller Feb 2017 #2
Ticker tape parade possibly? n/t cynatnite Feb 2017 #3
THIS Lifelong Protester Feb 2017 #4
Nah, you only have to be mealymouthed about his poor family missing him Warpy Feb 2017 #38
There will be a lot of parties. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2017 #5
THIS Grassy Knoll Feb 2017 #14
We could sing, "Ding Dong, the witch is dead!" Girard442 Feb 2017 #6
A bigly party Phoenix61 Feb 2017 #7
I'll go his funeral in a red dress. n/t NanceGreggs Feb 2017 #8
See you at the festivities Tinker Trebucet Feb 2017 #25
A better world dalton99a Feb 2017 #9
Order of succession Colorado Liberal Feb 2017 #10
Then Trump would become President regnaD kciN Feb 2017 #11
Cha CHING!! eom Leghorn21 Feb 2017 #17
There would be a run on beer to tank up in preparation for the ritual . . . . . Stinky The Clown Feb 2017 #12
Funny you should mention 2naSalit Feb 2017 #13
I have wondered the same thing! imaginary girl Feb 2017 #19
Yup, they are all gross and disgusting amuse bouche Feb 2017 #16
He looks like Edgar the bug from Men In Black. Initech Feb 2017 #18
I thought Brietbart was murdered with a super secret poison commissioned by Obama meadowlark5 Feb 2017 #20
Scalia, too. Damn, Obama was lethal weapon 44! Dark n Stormy Knight Feb 2017 #30
I guess I go to hell for laughing like a hyena doped up on nitrous oxide. Behind the Aegis Feb 2017 #21
Could we be so lucky nt doc03 Feb 2017 #22
We should call him President Bannon because it will make Trump mad.....madder. nt Hamlette Feb 2017 #23
We should be so lucky. NewDealProgressive Feb 2017 #26
His hate will eventually eat him alive. Lint Head Feb 2017 #27
"Breitbart dropped dead?" I thought he accidentally swallowed a gag-ball and choked to death? brewens Feb 2017 #28
I'll have a glass of champaigne AlexSFCA Feb 2017 #29
The sun will come out PlanetBev Feb 2017 #32
Chronic hatefulness, whether real or... 3catwoman3 Feb 2017 #33
Then I'll dance my happy dance Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Feb 2017 #34
Then Kellyanne Conway would become de facto Fuhrer Impedimentus Feb 2017 #35
what would happen if he died? i would be a little bit happier. trueblue2007 Feb 2017 #37
Um, I will dance? Maru Kitteh Feb 2017 #39
The nation will rejoice? Beacool Feb 2017 #40
we celebrate MFM008 Feb 2017 #41
Satan retires? Thereby creating new job opening in Hell? Golden Raisin Feb 2017 #42
The world would be a better place .... Lil Missy Feb 2017 #43
Immediate impeachment for his orange figurehead, followed by imprisonment in supermax jmowreader Feb 2017 #44
We all celebrate? Nasty man. nt leftyladyfrommo Feb 2017 #45
No, not Putin. The line of succession goes: Jones, then O'Keefe, then Mc Mike Feb 2017 #46
Tiffany is number 312 Mendocino Feb 2017 #48
I remember the Ashley Todd gambit. A shame Tiffany is ranked lower. Mc Mike Feb 2017 #56
I'll celebrate Thanksgiving that day, no matter when. nt Ilsa Feb 2017 #47
I might believe in a god. n/t BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2017 #49
I bet Bannon drinks a lot and has a terrible diet. DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2017 #50
He and tRump both look awful. shenmue Feb 2017 #54
I rejoice! JustAnotherGen Feb 2017 #51
I'd drag out my dancing shoes WhiteTara Feb 2017 #52
Cake at my house! shenmue Feb 2017 #53
The Republic lives. Raster Feb 2017 #55

Warpy

(111,109 posts)
38. Nah, you only have to be mealymouthed about his poor family missing him
Wed Feb 1, 2017, 03:57 AM
Feb 2017

from the minute he croaks until they day they plant him. Then you can say and do your worst.

Colorado Liberal

(145 posts)
10. Order of succession
Wed Feb 1, 2017, 12:40 AM
Feb 2017

Isn't it:

Vice President
Speaker of the House
President of the Senate
Secretary of State
.
.
.

Stinky The Clown

(67,756 posts)
12. There would be a run on beer to tank up in preparation for the ritual . . . . .
Wed Feb 1, 2017, 12:42 AM
Feb 2017

. . . . . grave pissing.

2naSalit

(86,293 posts)
13. Funny you should mention
Wed Feb 1, 2017, 12:43 AM
Feb 2017

That about Breitbart, wonder if he had assistance with that thanks to a certain guy named Steve who suddenly saw an opportunity a few years ago that is now paying off.

Just wondering.

meadowlark5

(2,795 posts)
20. I thought Brietbart was murdered with a super secret poison commissioned by Obama
Wed Feb 1, 2017, 01:14 AM
Feb 2017

Wasn't that the tin foil hat accusation after he died while out jogging. Wasn't possible he had a heart attack, noooo, President Obama had him offed with that poison that made it *look* like a heart attack.

brewens

(13,532 posts)
28. "Breitbart dropped dead?" I thought he accidentally swallowed a gag-ball and choked to death?
Wed Feb 1, 2017, 01:45 AM
Feb 2017

At least that's what I heard. The heart attack thing was just a cover-up.

PlanetBev

(4,104 posts)
32. The sun will come out
Wed Feb 1, 2017, 01:58 AM
Feb 2017

Bird will sing, bees will flit from flower to flower, rainbows will appear and the heavens will smile down upon us.

3catwoman3

(23,937 posts)
33. Chronic hatefulness, whether real or...
Wed Feb 1, 2017, 02:03 AM
Feb 2017

...manufactured, is corrosive. I think he did himself in. May Bannon suffer a similar fate.

Impedimentus

(898 posts)
35. Then Kellyanne Conway would become de facto Fuhrer
Wed Feb 1, 2017, 02:41 AM
Feb 2017

When one rodent dies there is always another ready to take its place.

jmowreader

(50,522 posts)
44. Immediate impeachment for his orange figurehead, followed by imprisonment in supermax
Wed Feb 1, 2017, 05:57 AM
Feb 2017

They'd have to do SOMETHING to get rid of Trump because it's not safe to leave him home alone. They can't drown him, shoot him, guillotine him, and he has food tasters so they can't give him a bucket of KFC with Colonel Putin's Special Blend of 12 Herbs and Spices (the same eleven that Sanders guy uses plus a heavy dose of arsenic) and expect to get away with it.

Therefore, it's got to be the big house.

Mc Mike

(9,111 posts)
46. No, not Putin. The line of succession goes: Jones, then O'Keefe, then
Wed Feb 1, 2017, 07:37 AM
Feb 2017

Tony Perkins, then Gen'l Flynn's son, then Dave Barton.

Mendocino

(7,478 posts)
48. Tiffany is number 312
Wed Feb 1, 2017, 09:58 AM
Feb 2017

right after the lady who self carved a backward B into her face, and before anonymous henchman #4 in Goldmember.

Mc Mike

(9,111 posts)
56. I remember the Ashley Todd gambit. A shame Tiffany is ranked lower.
Thu Feb 2, 2017, 10:12 AM
Feb 2017

She should have let dRumkopf kiss her more, during joint photo op campaign appearances on stage, I suppose.

WhiteTara

(29,692 posts)
52. I'd drag out my dancing shoes
Wed Feb 1, 2017, 10:36 AM
Feb 2017

and do a jig to celebrate the planet. Then I'd wish him his just reward.

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