HIGH ALERT!!!
DAMAGE CONTROL NEEDED ASAP!!!
ALL Republicans to your stations - now! Your voices are needed to explain why your boy has now insulted, belittled, and demeaned our allies in Australia and Mexico. Think QUICK – think BIG!
Get your asses in gear, GOP. All vacations and leaves-of-absence are now cancelled. All previous orders to placate the public with meaningless word-salad statements defending the IDIOT are now rescinded. PRIORITY ONE is putting out the fire before it burns our collective behinds!!!
This cannot – we repeat, CANNOT be blamed on Obama and/or Democrats! Desperate measures are now required – BIGLY!!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
May God be with us as we march into the dark unknown – and don’t bother pointing out that we brought that dark unknown down upon ourselves and our nation. We’re just figuring that out – no need to rub-in the fact that we didn’t see this catastrophe coming.
Some quick talking points: "Australia is a backwards country anyway - their toilets flush the wrong way,", or, "All Australians are descended from British convicts," or, "Mexican food is over-rated." We realize these TPs are lame - but will notify you as soon as we come up with better ones.
For now, swords raised and shields in position, it’s time to catapult the propaganda and pray that someone - anyone out there - is still buying it.
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