OK, so much for the Prayer Breakfast. Now I can't wait for his Christmas Message.

[11 Bravo]

"Jesus, Helluva guy, am I right? Born in December. Great month. First month The Apprentice hit number one in it's time slot! And have you noticed that if you lose the J, the E, the S, and the other S; and then add a T, an R, an M, and a P ... you've got the same name!
Now I'm not claiming to be as nice as Jesus of Two Corinthians, but I'm really a good guy! And let's face it ... Mary was no where near as hot as Melania!
And what about those Magi! Gold, frankincense, and myrrh? What's up with that? Where were the Trump steaks, wine, and made-in-China clothing? Losers. Sad!
Anyway, Happy Birthday, Jesus (unless, of course you're one of those Mexican Jesus's. You know, those Hay-soos, guys.)"

[eleny]

1. Believe me

[lindysalsagal]

2. Prayer breakfast war threats. Kinda missing the point!

[LisaM]

3. Yes! Except for one thing....

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you seem to be implying that he can spell.

[rzemanfl]

4. If he is still messaging at Xmas we are all screwed. n/t

[MFM008]

5. you mean when maggot was born in a manger?

he will make it all about himself.
As usual.

[KewlKat]

6. well I'm hoping the Con won't be prez at Christmas.......ITMA!!!!

[lpbk2713]

7. "And he was a Jewish carpenter."

"I've hired lotsa Jewish carpenters. Lots of em. Of course ... I never
paid them what we agreed on but that's how it is in my world."