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Is it true that the hair growth drug Drumpf is taking makes him impotent? (Original Post) DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2017 OP
Yes. Blanks Feb 2017 #1
He should have invested in a good toupee instead of the scalp reduction DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2017 #3
and turns his winky orange jpak Feb 2017 #2
But he doesn't know that The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2017 #4
I shouldn't say this. DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2017 #5
Eewwwww!! The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2017 #7
I spared you the reference to the position by its colloquial name. DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2017 #9
No you shouldn't have! MoonRiver Feb 2017 #18
Or that his impotence makes him take a hair growth drug? n/t Orsino Feb 2017 #6
Testosterone is what makes males go bald. DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2017 #8
And for that reason Melania insists he take it everyday TexasBushwhacker Feb 2017 #10
Would "loss in interest in sex" also reduce his NCjack Feb 2017 #13
He the pResident of course he is impotant person nt doc03 Feb 2017 #11
That's why he has called for a dress code at the White House world wide wally Feb 2017 #12
Hu-u-u-u-h? Let's see . . . impotence or hair? Should be a no-brainer but trump went for hair. brush Feb 2017 #14
God, I don't want to think about Trump's sex life. I just ate. nt raccoon Feb 2017 #15
Don't dare read Post 5. DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2017 #16
It's sort of like Anaconda Malt Liquor, but it makes Orange people's dicks shrink (Little Richard)! TheBlackAdder Feb 2017 #17

DemocratSinceBirth

(99,708 posts)
3. He should have invested in a good toupee instead of the scalp reduction
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 12:55 PM
Feb 2017

He should have invested in a good toupee instead of the scalp reduction and eight dimensional comb over.


The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,584 posts)
4. But he doesn't know that
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 01:00 PM
Feb 2017

because he hasn't seen it in years on account of his big flabby paunch. And it's a wee willy.

DemocratSinceBirth

(99,708 posts)
5. I shouldn't say this.
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 01:02 PM
Feb 2017

He can only have sex in one position and that's the position that allows him to rest his ample belly on his partner's back while he penetrates her.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,584 posts)
7. Eewwwww!!
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 01:05 PM
Feb 2017

I really don't want to think about that. Anyhow, I don't think that little thing is functional at all any more; I think there's a whole lot of compensating going on to make up for the fact that it's tiny and limp and barely visible.

DemocratSinceBirth

(99,708 posts)
8. Testosterone is what makes males go bald.
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 01:05 PM
Feb 2017

The drug Drumpf is taking reduces the testosterone in the system.

TexasBushwhacker

(20,136 posts)
10. And for that reason Melania insists he take it everyday
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 01:07 PM
Feb 2017

Side effects include:

impotence,
loss of interest in sex,
trouble having an orgasm,
abnormal ejaculation,
swelling in your hands or feet,
swelling or tenderness in your breasts,
dizziness,(maybe that's why he fears stairs)
weakness,
feeling like you might pass out,
headache,
runny nose
skin rash

It also causes lowered PSA test values. Since PSA tests are used to screen for prostate cancer, some might think it's a bad idea to screw around with that test.

There is a also the CA-125 test for ovarian cancer, which is curable IF caught at an early stage. Would I want to artificially make my test results lower? Hell no!

NCjack

(10,279 posts)
13. Would "loss in interest in sex" also reduce his
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 01:25 PM
Feb 2017

pussygrabbing urges? I hope that the WH staff keeps vulnerable women away from him if he is still having his urges. I live in rural NC, but I have warned the women in my family and friends not to be close to him, as he might trap them and ...

world wide wally

(21,738 posts)
12. That's why he has called for a dress code at the White House
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 01:18 PM
Feb 2017

If he's going to be impotent, he want to look impotent

brush

(53,740 posts)
14. Hu-u-u-u-h? Let's see . . . impotence or hair? Should be a no-brainer but trump went for hair.
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 01:26 PM
Feb 2017

That kind of poor decision making is pretty obvious in some of his other decisions.

IMO, should disqualify him for the presidency.

TheBlackAdder

(28,167 posts)
17. It's sort of like Anaconda Malt Liquor, but it makes Orange people's dicks shrink (Little Richard)!
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 01:52 PM
Feb 2017

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That's the two degrees of separation between Donald Trump and Richard Nixon... Trump has a tricky dick!


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