Where weren't you when the Bowling Green Massacre didn't happen?

[Ken Burch]

Most of us will never forget...or remember...or whatever...

[Lint Head]

1. I was not sitting in the waiting room about to receive triple heart bypass surgery just before

my twin sister won Powerball.

[unblock]

2. i wasn't in the middle of winning all 50 games of a blindfolded simultaneous chess match.

[bravenak]

3. In the Library with Col. Mustard

[Cha]

7. Tweet from Chelsea..

Link to tweet

[bravenak]

10. Donald ought to feel stupid sending that crazy woman out to lie everyday

[Cha]

11. But it's trump so he admires the little sick sociopath

[bravenak]

16. True that. He's sick.

[tonedevil]

29. Nailed it /nt

[ProudLib72]

4. I remember it very well

I was in my barn made of gold feeding my four unicorns. I received news of the BGM via revelation from on high. Upon receiving revelation, I harnessed my fastest unicorn to my ivory chariot and flew up to St. Peter's gate. There, I was informed that, indeed, BGM had occurred.

[Lint Head]

26. Lol!!!!

[In_The_Wind]

5. I wasn't in Islamorada.

[izzybella]

6. I was watching the inauguration of President Hillary Clinton.

My favorite alternative inauguration.

[nevergiveup]

8. I wasn't in the driveway washing my new Lamborghini.

[eleny]

9. I wasn't playing whist with the Obamas

[Stallion]

12. As Maurice Chevalier said: "Ah! I Remember it Well"

if SNL steals my idea I want to be paid!!!

[orangecrush]

13. I wasn't watching Fox news.

It was the most horrible, tragic thing I've never seen in my life.

[volstork]

14. I wasn't riding the Loch Ness monster

to meet Bigfoot for a date

[meadowlander]

15. I won't remember it for the rest of my life.

I'd just struck out early that day and was taking my Nan for a cup of tea when we heard nothing. Whipping around we saw nobody running from the Green, nothing streaming down their faces. To think if we'd stayed for one more set, we wouldn't have been there.

[Liberal In Texas]

17. I wasn't there, or I wasn't here, can't remeber.

PTSD

[Ken Burch]

18. Of course, in Texas that stands for "Post Tallboy Stress Disorder".

Or at least it should.

[Liberal In Texas]

21. Never had one...or did I?

Ah, PBGSD. That's what it is!

[Hugin]

19. I was dropping chemtrails with Elvis.

Full rainbow... And Bob Hope was my co-pilot.

[Lint Head]

27. Bwa hahaha ha!!

[Stinky The Clown]

20. I was not with Fiona in Brigadoon.

[pokerfan]

22. Too soon for making jokes

I wish people would wait until it happens first.

[Takket]

23. i was downloading the benghazi files from Hlllary's email server when the news came in.......

[meadowlander]

31. For the win

[Myrddin]

24. I wasn't watching Theresa May's...

...press conference when she announced - "Whichever pillock decided Brexit was a great idea, was talking shite! It's time to apologise to the EU, and hope they forgive and forget?"

[mfcorey1]

25. Asleep!

[jg10003]

28. It was the same day that I didn't win the lottery.

[Glamrock]

30. I remember that day very well.

I was sitting on the dock of the bay with Otis Redding. We wrote a very nice song about it together.

[Guilded Lilly]

32. I wasn't praying for Arnold's ratings to rise.

[William Seger]

33. I was driving to work when I didn't hear the news on the radio

All I could think of is how could this not be happening in America.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

34. I was onstage at Red Rocks with my band at a sold out make up show we'd had to reschedule

due my needing to be at the Golden Globes ceremony where I won a best actor award.

[GReedDiamond]

35. I WILL NEVER FORGET...

...when that tragic terraist incident didn't happen.

But I'm having a hard time remembering where I wasn't when it didn't happen.