Where do I sign up to become a PAID PROTESTOR?

[ghostsinthemachine]

George Soros, I'm your guy!

[TrekLuver]

1. Oh yes for Democrats is Soros and The Pub's are being paid by the Koch Brothers.

Just go to paidprotest.com and it as links to both camps.

[mulsh]

2. George Soros will contact you to join the lucrative world of Paid Protester. A couple of

years ago I responded to his 100% post consumer recycled paper engraved invitation.

Best thing I've ever done. You're paid in cash deposits to off shore accounts so you don't have to worry about paying taxes either.

With the money I've earned as one of Mr. Soros' paid protesters I've purchase a brand new Harley Davidson and two nice vacation homes, one in Vail the other in Tuscany. With the money I'm making this year I plan to purchase a nice a nice little place on Corfu or maybe Lesbos.

[Turbineguy]

3. Really?

You should get off your ass more. I bought a private island in the Caribbean and a Gulfstream to fly me there.

[ghostsinthemachine]

4. I heard it's like winning the lottery!

I've already got some cardboard and a sharpie. "NYET my President" is my catch phrase that will get me on the media every day.

[AgadorSparticus]

5. Damn. I'm doing it all wrong. In fact, it is costing me money.

I need to contact this Soros guy. Is there an 800 toll free number? Let me guess, it is 1-800-CALL-SOROS.

[Bengus81]

6. As Pillboy stated,protesters are paid $1500-$2000 each!!

I guess there is a beginner protester and the seasoned protestor?!?! Must have to submit a resume' complete with pics of your protests to get the big bucks.