It's a lovely day when you go to the official White House website and see transcripts like this:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2017/02/07/remarks-president-trump-roundtable-county-sheriffs

Q Mr. President, if it's unreported or under-reported -- "unreported" is the phrase you used yesterday -- but if it's under-reported, why do you think the media is not reporting, or America is not caring about this type of --

THE PRESIDENT: I have to know, because I'm reported on possibly more than anybody in the world -- I don’t think you have anything to say about that. I happen to know how dishonest the media is. I happen to know stories about me that should be good -- or bad -- you know, I don’t mind a bad story if it's true. But I don’t like bad stories that -- stories that should be a positive story when they make them totally negative. I understand the total dishonesty of the media better than anybody. And I let people know it. I mean, the media is a very, very dishonest arm, and we'll see what happens. Not everybody. And I have to say that. I always preface it by saying, not everybody. But there's tremendous dishonest -- pure, outright dishonesty from the media.

Let’s go into the Oval Office.

(Meeting moves to Oval Office.)

THE PRESIDENT: So they said this is the first President they've ever seen with all the papers on their desk. (Inaudible) cutting the price of the F-35 fighters. We have a lot of papers.

[randome]

1. "We have a lot of papers."

And by saying this, he admits he hasn't a clue as to what is written on them.

That .gif is perfect!
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Donald Trump's scorecard:
Muslim ban = failed. Yemen raid = failed. Approval ratings = failed.
Mexican wall = failed. Economic utopia = failed. Grade point average = 0.[/center][/font][hr]

[wordpix]

9. he was away from twitter during his sheriffs talk

I did a screen grab and posted on this forum. He's now back to his desk tweeting away. ugh He's worse than the prezeldent

[Sanity Claws]

2. That whole transcript is maddening

Still talking about the election.
Is this man constipated? He seems very stuck.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. I think he's trying to emulate the North Korean leaders now.

He's claiming he doesn't urinate or defecate. It's probably taking quite a toll now.

[uppityperson]

4. It's difficult to tell satire these days

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. Remember Whitehouse.org during the Bush years?

This pretty much puts it to shame, and it's real.

As a side note, looks like someone has started up the site again.

http://www.whitehouse.org/

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

7. They are making it easy for the comedians.

Seriously, they can get laughs just by reinacting actual events. I saw a skit on SNL where they were poking fun at DeVos and she said something about needing guns at schools for grizzlies. I just assumed they made that up, because I can't imagine any real person actual saying that dumb shit, but it turns out she actually said that. WTF?!

[Puha Ekapi_2]

5. Fawk....

[Historic NY]

8. I can't even parse it because, its just so dishonest to say there is even a message there.

[Faux pas]

10. My brain

is screaming it's self out of my head.

[Arkansas Granny]

11. I tried to read the whole thing, but he can't even put together a coherent sentence.

Then you have to try so sift out the many lies and exaggerations from anything masquerading as a fact. It's maddening.

[Skittles]

12. he sounds like a fucking idiot

he *IS* a fucking idiot