Say, folks. Does anyone know the password for the White House Wi-Fi?

[MineralMan]

If you do, could you please call the White House switchboard and pass it along. The cellphone data charges are really getting out of hand. The President is having a fit about this and none of us knows what to do. Please help if you can.

Sincerely,

Steve Bannon

[underpants]

1. I think Spicer has tweeted it out a couple of times

either that or his password.

[MineralMan]

3. Hmm...he probably misspelled it.

Won't someone help them? I'd call, but telling them that Obama changed the password to "TrumpSucks2" wouldn't be well received, I'm sure.

[fleur-de-lisa]

4. +1

[randome]

2. They're looking for the Wi-Fi switch so they can turn it on. It may be a while.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Donald Trump's scorecard:
Muslim ban = failed. Yemen raid = failed. Approval ratings = failed.
Mexican wall = failed. Economic utopia = failed. Grade point average = 0.[/center][/font][hr]

[MineralMan]

5. Could be. Maybe they just need to reboot the router,

or pay the cable bill. I dunno.

[randome]

6. "Router?" says Bannon, looking askance at KellyAnne. "What's that?"

"I thought we filled that position last week." KellyAnne wanders away, calling out in various dimly lit rooms, "Does anyone know the router's phone number?"
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Donald Trump's scorecard:
Muslim ban = failed. Yemen raid = failed. Approval ratings = failed.
Mexican wall = failed. Economic utopia = failed. Grade point average = 0.[/center][/font][hr]

[Hugin]

8. Or a socket to plug into to get teh wi-fi.

My advice is for them to click on the little red x in the upper-right corner of their Internets tube-browser... It'll take them directly to the wi-fi thingie.

[boston bean]

7. Scare America To Death #SATD