Secretive Nordstrom Cult Terrorizes Blond Girl!

[struggle4progress]

Same Group behind Bowling Green Massacre!
DeVos Vows to Protect Blonds by Privatizing Schools!
President Will Inform Americans with More Tweets!
In Alternate Universe, Voters Feel 'Safer than Ever'!

[redwitch]

1. OMG! You are brilliant!

And should write for the Weekly World News. Or Fox!

Thanks so much for making me laugh, it's been a rough day and I needed it.

[uppityperson]

2. Perfect!

[sheshe2]

3. Love ya!

[Glimmer of Hope]

4. Lol!

Have you seen this!:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/harriet-tubman-whos-being-recognized-more-and-more-is-a-total-10-in-rare-portrait_us_589b44c9e4b0c1284f29b3b9

[struggle4progress]

6. I think I'm in love!

[Glimmer of Hope]

8. I know! She was so beautiful and fierce. I wish they could use that pic on the $20.

[pinboy3niner]

5. Blonde says she saw it coming: "It's like I have ESPN or something!"

[struggle4progress]

7. +

[SleeplessinSoCal]

9. I think Colbert struck the vein.

“Evidently, not a lot of women wanted to buy clothes that made them attractive to their fathers,” Colbert joked.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

10. K&R nt

[brer cat]

11. Spot on, s4p! nt