Hello, Its America Calling

[sheshe2]

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Encyclopedia Black ‎@luckyturner


Obama just posed for the "I'm GREAT!" pic you'd petty post after a breakup.

8:22 AM - 7 Feb 2017


Darth Kriss ‎@insanityreport


This the picture u post when u get out of a long committed relationship with one country but want other countries to know you're single now

9:42 AM - 7 Feb 2017


Darth Kriss ‎@insanityreport


America: Hey you
Barack: sup?
America: Bored
Barack: Where's your new man?
America: Calling CNN Fake news. Send me a pic
Barack:

9:46 AM - 7 Feb 2017


Darth Kriss ‎@insanityreport


"So the man you left me for is unstable, mean, incompetent and you miss me?

Can't relate"

8:52 AM - 7 Feb 2017


Darth Kriss ‎@insanityreport


"Finally dropped the dead weight, refocused on myself...new year, new me"

8:53 AM - 7 Feb 2017


Darth Kriss ‎@insanityreport


America: "I hope you're having fun on your little vacation"
Barack:

8:55 AM - 7 Feb 2017


Darth Kriss ‎@insanityreport


America: "Barack...its me...America. I know you're there. Pick up."
Barack:

8:57 AM - 7 Feb 2017


Darth Kriss ‎@insanityreport


America: I miss you. I made a rash decision

Barack: I think you were right. We should see other people

9:03 AM - 7 Feb 2017


Darth Kriss ‎@insanityreport


America: you said you’d be there if I needed you
Barack: I will
America: what’s that noise in the background?
Barack:

9:04 AM - 7 Feb 2017




Darth Kriss ‎@insanityreport


Barack: BRUUUUUH. Its America again. won’t stop calling

9:13 AM - 7 Feb 2017




Darth Kriss ‎@insanityreport


“You’ve reached the voicemail of Barack Obama. not here right now but if…”
America: I KNOW YOURE THERE BARACK. I SEE YOU ON THE SATELLITE

9:20 AM - 7 Feb 2017


Darth Kriss ‎@insanityreport


Man look, I'm getting these jokes off but I can't tell yall how happy I am for the Obamas right now.

9:25 AM - 7 Feb 2017

https://theobamadiary.com/2017/02/09/hello-its-america-calling/

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I am laughing and crying here. I love this man. I miss me some Obama!"Obama just posed for the "I'm GREAT!" pic you'd petty post after a breakup."


The Cons and Dons and their close family of grifters are putting up their 'gold' hotels. They are paving paradise and putting up parking lots. RESIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya gotta laugh, it helps. He will be back...he is just having some fun now.

Love and hugs kids.

Persist~ Resist

[brer cat]

1. It's so good to see him relaxing and having fun!

Goddess knows he deserves it. But he will be back and we will be better for it.

Love the pictures, sheshe! K&R

[sheshe2]

2. He looks so good, fit and happy.

He needs this right now.

Fit...oh yeah~

Love ya!

[Lucinda]

3. Love it!

[sheshe2]

5. Obama just posed for the "I'm GREAT!" pic you'd petty post after a breakup.

Link to tweet

/photo/1

Dayum...I love him.

Lucinda!

[malaise]

4. Heard there's a new pic of Obama in all white looking like a GQ model

Haven't found it yet

[sheshe2]

6. The one with the toothpick in his mouth?

Lol...it was cool. It is here somewhere. Give me a minute.

[sheshe2]

8. This one?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028621609

[malaise]

12. Damn!

MIghty fine

[irisblue]

7. when the ex looks that

fine and you can barely stumble to the coffeepot, knowing in your cold lonely bones serious mistakes were made, well then.
His Secret Service agents have to be chewing Tums as they watch him get be free again.

[sheshe2]

9. Tums maybe....

Yet I bet they are cheering him on as well.

Obama!

[irisblue]

11. me too, he served us well

and his suits always got well. jus' sayin'

[sheshe2]

10. Obama unfettered!