Trump's Horrible Day Began

[MineralMan]

when Kellyanne's Botox suddenly wore off. It got worse when Steve Bannon's rosy nose began oozing matter and he couldn't find the charger for his electric razor. And then, he dropped his cell phone, and the glass shattered, making it unreadable. Who would speak for him now, he wondered. Who would appear on the Sunday Blabfests? What is a President to do in the face of disaster?

[In_The_Wind]

1. Resign.

[MineralMan]

2. The only available choice, I agree.

[Stuart G]

4. I second that motion....

....when???

[underpants]

3. What about our douchebag?

Who Miller?
Yes, of course I meant Miller.
Well yeah but...
Send him out there.

[MineralMan]

5. Who? I don't recognize that name.

Maybe he can call in Rinse Penis.

[PJMcK]

6. Good humor

And as thanks for all your eloquent posts, MineralMan,have a heart!

[MineralMan]

7. Thanks. I seem to have an overabundance of them.

I'm not worthy, truly.

[PJMcK]

13. Your humility is profound

Ergo, you get another heart.





P.S. In spite of your "Wayne's World" reference, you are more than worthy. Thanks for your consistent and powerful posts.

[Dream Girl]

8. Ummm, start a war?

[MineralMan]

9. Nobody's shown him how to do that yet.

He can't find any Generals who will actually talk with him and explain that complicated stuff.

[Cracklin Charlie]

12. I don't think he will find help there.

He's pissed off everyone in the District.

I guess he always has General Spicer and General Conway, of Bowling Green Massacre fame.

[randome]

10. In times such as you describe, send in The Kraken.

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[MineralMan]

11. The perfect answer!