We've officially reached absurdist comedy levels, people.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Guests at Mar a Lago posing for pictures with "Rick, the Nuclear Football Guy" .

Writers like Tim Dorsey couldn't write this if they wanted to.

[rzemanfl]

1. Just nuts. He will get us all killed. n/t

[Solly Mack]

2. Tour Air Force One (500 bucks) and take all the photos you want!

Schematics available upon request.

I mean, why the fuck not?

[wiggs]

3. david lynch needs to do the movie. nt

[panader0]

4. The mind reels....

[Laura PourMeADrink]

5. Ok, so this guy has the codes. Surely if he has followed presidents wherever they went in the

past, he has had to go too? Why is this the first time we've ever heard of anyone mentioning this guy hanging around?

Is it because he's always been on the down low - and now Trump probably bragged about it?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. I'm hoping "Rick" is a CIA plant and they told Trump he's the guy who has the nuclear football.

But in fact, inside his briefcase......crackers.

[uppityperson]

8. Yes. Such a person is always with the pres, but none have had their identity and photo

put out in public like this.

[Initech]

7. Lewis Black was right - how do you satirize something which is already satirical?

[kimbutgar]

9. He probably gave the nuclear codes to Putin already.

[voteearlyvoteoften]

10. Paging Carl Hiaasen

I'm a Tim Dorsey fan too.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. Florida produces the best satirical novelists.

Lots of fun source material down here and great places to set novels.

[flamingdem]

12. Just coctail talk

Oh darlink isn't the nuke football guy "da bomb"

[bighart]

13. If Dolt 45 insists on calling mar a loatheo

the "Winter White House" we should insist it become public property.

[Cracklin Charlie]

14. But it's not funny to Rick.

He is a target, now.