Most memorable lines from Trump's news conference (per CNN)

[uppityperson]

http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/16/politics/most-memorable-lines-donald-trump/index.html

On how things are going
"This administration is running like a fine-tuned machine."
On leaks, news
"The leaks are real, the news is fake."
On false claims about his Electoral College win's spot in history
"I was given that information, I don't know."
On his own speech
"I'm not ranting and raving, I'm just telling you you're dishonest people."
On Obamacare
"Obamacare, they fill up our alleys with people you wonder how they got there."
On reports about Russia contacts
"You can talk all you want about Russia -- which was all a fabricated fake news ... It is all fake news. It is all fake news."
On Flynn
"I don't think he did anything wrong. If anything, he did something right."
On why Flynn was fired
"The thing is he didn't tell our Vice President properly and then he said he didn't remember... that just wasn't acceptable to me."
On an alternative career
"I'd be a pretty good reporter."

[spanone]

1. so don, why didn't you tell pence the truth after he told THE LIE on meet the press?

you lying fuck, you.

[panader0]

2. I'm pissed that i missed it.

Can't wait for the video.

[mopinko]

14. you can watch from the start on cspan.

my flash doesnt like the live feed, so i use the start from the beginning function.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. That was one insane spectacle.

[Eliot Rosewater]

4. somebody just reported that Limpdick loved it. which means half of America did

Which is why this is not fixable.

Some other country other than Russia will have to get all the others together and face the reality that our nukes must be taken

I hope the CIA does it first.

[uppityperson]

6. 1/4, not half. Half didn't bother to vote, only 1/4 voted for him

[Eliot Rosewater]

9. Until the other half vote and until 3rd party voters grow up, we are stuck with this.

[uppityperson]

11. I agree with that, but not that half Americans loved this presser

[Eliot Rosewater]

12. Hope not but guess what, republicans arent going to do shit

because putting country over party never occurs to them.

Never.

McCain and Lindsey could create historical precedence and patriotism that historians would write about till the end of time if they would put on their patriot shoes and do something.

[randome]

10. He said he loved being there and talking back to the dishonest reporters.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]"The whole world is a circus if you know how to look at it."
Tony Randall, 7 Faces of Dr. Lao (1964)[/center][/font][hr]

[Jim Beard]

5. He was Ranting and Raving.....Bad, really bad.

[randome]

7. When he talked over the Jewish reporter who asked about Antisemitism, and told him to sit down.

When he told a black reporter to set up a meeting between him and the Congressional Black Caucus. No one was amused by him.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]"The whole world is a circus if you know how to look at it."
Tony Randall, 7 Faces of Dr. Lao (1964)[/center][/font][hr]

[Ilsa]

8. "Obamacare, they fill up our alleys with people you wonder how they got there."

WTF does that mean?

[bettyellen]

13. So many sentences lacked a noun and verb. He's big on noun adjective though!

[steve2470]

16. I know, that made zero sense to me nt

[monmouth4]

15. As far as the previous administration: "I inherited a mess." n/t