7 out of 10 who have shaken hands with Lord Feltersnatch require the services of a neurologist...

[progressoid]

Seven out of ten who have shaken hands with Lord Feltersnatch require the services of a neurologist, for the treatment of trauma that usually occurs between C4 and C6.

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[HassleCat]

1. He gave Abe a workout, but Trudeau was ready for him.

[MFM008]

2. feltersnatch?

[UTUSN]

3. Not only that, he don't washee after urinal. It's in his book, gives him power

over the other person touching his junk

[ProudLib72]

4. Could be turned into a public service announcement

"If you don't want to be rank like tRump, please wash your hands after using the toilet".

[AJT]

6. That's not actually in his book

Although he may not know that since he didn't write it and hasn't read it.

[smirkymonkey]

7. Is that really in his book?

I can't believe anyone would be such an asshole. Not even him.

[UTUSN]

8. I saw a thread or post here quoting The Art of the Deal to that effect. (EDITED/CORRECTED here)

Last edited Fri Feb 17, 2017, 11:23 AM - Edit history (1)

I'm on the phone, not able to navigate right now. The quote said it gave him psychological power over whoever is in front of him because he mockingly has the secret knowledge they're proxy handling his junk. Yes a ghost wrote it but from his talking.

***********EDITED, next day:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028631364
TRUMP Power Play: "They don't know, but YOU know they're basically touching your junk"

Post #40. by Denzil_DC. QUIT SPREADING FAKE MEMEBES, PLEASE! I Googled this before reading through the thread, but I’m glad to see many of us aren’t gullible:

This passage does not appear anywhere in Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal. We searched the text of that book for the phrase “‘no-wash’ trick,” as well as more colorful offerings such as “handling your junk” and “touched my schlong,” and came up empty-handed each time. Although pagination can differ in various electronic versions of books, the “trick” described by Trump on page 78 of the print edition of the The Art of the Deal was one he learned from rent collectors about not standing directly in front of doors when knocking on them:

http://www.snopes.com/trump-no-wash-trick/

*********END OF CORRECTION *********

[mountain grammy]

5. Thanks.