Trump's Presser: In the Emperor's New Clothes story

[Bozvotros]

Isn't the emperor supposed to be embarrassed to be buck naked? I don't remember him doing an hour-and-a-half pole dance in front of his subjects.

[uponit7771]

1. Bannon tells him all the ladies love his bucket naked body

[Dave Starsky]

3. Bucket naked is correct.

I love it when autocorrect creates little "happy accidents" like that.

[Cracklin Charlie]

2. Funny!

This thread has serious LOL potential!

[Gothmog]

4. Great meme

[randome]

5. As far as a movie version of this past year goes, how about a musical?

Can you imagine the actor playing Dolt45 singing about his small hands and penis while twirling about a pole?

They say I have no better plans.
But they're just out to get me.
I'm loving this strange new world.
I'll strangle you all with my tiny hands.
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[muriel_volestrangler]

6. He tries to pretend everything is fine, while the public all admit it

"But he hasn't got anything on," a little child said.

"Did you ever hear such innocent prattle?" said its father. And one person whispered to another what the child had said, "He hasn't anything on. A child says he hasn't anything on."

"But he hasn't got anything on!" the whole town cried out at last.

The Emperor shivered, for he suspected they were right. But he thought, "This procession has got to go on." So he walked more proudly than ever, as his noblemen held high the train that wasn't there at all.

http://www.andersen.sdu.dk/vaerk/hersholt/TheEmperorsNewClothes_e.html