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DonViejo

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Sat Feb 18, 2017, 07:51 PM Feb 2017

Cuba Alarmed By Presence Of Russian Client State Only 90 Miles Away

BREAKING BURGH
A SATIRICAL BLOG SERVING WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA AND BEYOND



(Havana, Cuba) The fiercely independent country of Cuba has expressed deep concerns over a neighboring country that appears to be under the influence of an autocratic foreign power on the other side of the globe.

“Having the Russian empire project itself into our part of the world like this is unacceptable.”

Though such worries were thought fanciful at first, it now appears the that country in question – which lies only 90 miles to the north of Cuba – is very much in the grip of Russian controllers.

“They dictate the outcome of their elections, who occupies the highest positions, everything!”

The Cuban Government is considering imposing severe sanctions on its neighbor, until such time as it throws off the shackles of foreign interference.

“We simply cannot tolerate this in our own backyard. What if they are supplied with nuclear weapons?”

http://www.breakingburgh.com/cuba-greatly-concerned-presence-russian-client-state-90-miles-away/

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Cuba Alarmed By Presence Of Russian Client State Only 90 Miles Away (Original Post) DonViejo Feb 2017 OP
LOL! flamingdem Feb 2017 #1
well played! Schema Thing Feb 2017 #2
Good one. dalton99a Feb 2017 #3
Well played... Wounded Bear Feb 2017 #4
Very clever! kentuck Feb 2017 #5
Excellent! mobeau69 Feb 2017 #6
castro died too soon dembotoz Feb 2017 #7
Yet, only slightly satirical. dchill Feb 2017 #8
That Headline Is Worthy of Borowitz Leith Feb 2017 #9
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