Please caption this photo of POTUS

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Courtesy of Dr Dan

[tblue37]

1. Help me! I'm meelllting!" nt

[lame54]

2. KFC may be our only hope

[Initech]

44. With extra butter, cheese and gravy!

[Aviation Pro]

3. Straining those buttons

What a fat, fucking slob.

[NightWatcher]

4. It's Fat Elvis' corpse hours after he expired on the toilet

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I know, I know he was rushed to the ER and actually died en route to the Colonel's favorite hospital across Memphis.

[femmocrat]

19. That is wild.... I immediately thought of Elvis too.

drumpf has the same look that Elvis had at the end, when he was so overweight and struggled to perform like he used to. It's like having a cold sweat with the flu.

[Leghorn21]

33. Yep! Only thing missing here is a bedazzled gold lame jumpsuit! eom

[Vinca]

5. "I wush onee kitting about the no drinking thing. Honesht. Beleeb me."

[Island Blue]

6. Time for Melania and her lawyers

to review the will.

[rzemanfl]

7. French cuffs and no tie. This look is available from Ivanka and Trump brands.

Coming soon, jeans and a tuxedo shirt with studs. (Like me).

[underpants]

11. He's an Everyman

Just like you and me. Letting his hair down no tie. Casual cufflinks. You know, like us.

[svpadgham]

26. No wedding band.

Not a big deal, but it seems pretty odd. I could actually imagine him trying to pick up some strange after one of his rallies and doing the sleaze move of taking off the wedding band. Even sadder, I could see a supporter buying the BS.

[rzemanfl]

27. Does he usually wear one? I can't stand the sight of him and

never looked.

[svpadgham]

32. I have no idea

I don't see a tan line, but with him that means nothing...I just googled it and it seems like he doesn't usually wear one. That still seems odd for somebody who enjoys reminding people of his wealth. Maybe he couldn't find one gaudy enough.

[underpants]

8. What do I need to do to put YOU in THIS car TODAY?!?!

[RKP5637]

12. LOL!!! Yep!!!

[dalton99a]

13. +1

[HopeAgain]

29. We have a winner! nt

[uponit7771]

31. +1

[Plucketeer]

35. Tell ya what....

I'll even top off the gas tank an' give our five - five warranty. Five miles or five minutes - you can't DO better'n that! I'm giving you a YUGE deal here! Trust me on this. I make the best deals. You're gonna realize how great a deal you got after you own this baby for awhile.

[leftstreet]

45. LOL

[njhoneybadger]

9. Remember that time I grabbed your pussy.

[RKP5637]

10. "Is my makeup running?" n/t

[underpants]

14. Hey, do you have an undershirt I can borrow?

Yes I have this expensive suit and cufflinks but for all my richness I never learned to WEAR A FUCKING UNDERSHIRT

[underpants]

15. Great to be in Melbourne. Are YOU an Australian?

I thought there'd be lots of Australians here.

[malchickiwick]

16. "Were you going to finish that can of Crisco?"

"'cause otherwise I'm gonna grab it."

[greymattermom]

17. My upper lip is a stiff

[Blue Owl]

18. Look at my micro pointer, it points at you!

n/t

[trof]

20. Nobody said "Pull my finger."?

[boston bean]

21. I am as slimy as my upperlip.

[svpadgham]

22. ♫ ♪...I've got a per-fect puzzle for YOU! ♫ ♪

[Croney]

23. Hey you, who just peed on my stomach!

I like your stream. You have a strong stream. I'm looking for a Field and Stream advisor. See me in the nearest Don's Johns for a private interview.

[Blue_true]

24. You must believe in the Lawd. Leave all you money in the basket. nt

[EarthFirst]

25. But I...can't help...telling a lie...to...you!

Wise men, say...
Only fools trust me.

[ProudLib72]

28. Taking fashion tips from Bannon n/t

[leanforward]

30. He's struggling

with maintaining an appearance and trying to relate. He's struggling with his mental capacity as relates to his age. He can't do it.

That might help to explain his outbursts/press conferences. As he has aged, he has become more intolerant.

My opinion, the photo and past reading connecting the dots.

I am a loyal American, in opposition to pRezident dRumpf.

[dalton99a]

34. "I want another bucket of KFC"

[Plucketeer]

36. Lemmee tell ya

It's tough not to put on a few pounds with Melania's home cooking.

[Soxfan58]

37. Pull my finger

[appleannie1943]

38. That's the best car on the lot

[Phentex]

39. Drops of my sweat go into Ivanka's perfume. No joke. Did you know that?...

That's what makes it the best the most I'm telling you even Iraqis smell great after wearing this stuff.

[skip fox]

40. Trump is saying:

"I'm the man with he merde-us touch."

[heaven05]

41. I haven't had

a good shit in weeks, it's affecting my brain....

[lynintenn]

42. A heart attack waiting to happen

[Donkees]

43. "Rosebud"