Sing a song to trick Pence

[Mme. Defarge]

A friend of mine penned a little ditty on a theme of Trumpty Dumpty and I felt challenged to write my own politically themed nursery rhyme.


Sing a song to trick Pence,
chock it full of lies,
Never mind what BuzzFeed
said about Trump’s ties.

When the file was opened
The spies began to sing -
Wasn’t that a spicy dish
To serve before a sting?

The Don was in the Off-Whitehouse
Hiding trails to money,
His wife was in Trump Tower,
Eating mедовик (cake with honey),

And Flynn was in the garden
Hanging out to dry
When along came a blackbird
And unzipped his fly.

Cheers!

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. Brilliant!

[TrekLuver]

2. Well Done! I wrote one about "Bringing torture back" to the tune of "Sexy Back"

We're bringing torture back
The USA don't know how to act
Cuz we elected a two bit hack
Who really needs to see a quack

Take it to the bridge - You mean wall?

Dirty Don....
You are a liar and
You are a Con
Get on your knees to suck
Bannon's schlong......

Go on Don
Go ahead be done with it
Go on Con
Go ahead be done with it
RIP
Impeachment night drinks on me