Stop thinking up new nicknames for Trump! It's pointless!!

[Bucky]

Now that TheGrio.com has weighed in on the matter, there is only one nickname worth using.

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[font size="5"]Tropicana Jong-il!!![/font]

Y’all’s President Is a Lazy Thot

Y’all’s president is one vacationing-ass bitch. It hasn’t even been a smooth full month into Tropicana Jong-il’s four-year term (insert laugh track here), and the man has taken every weekend off. To his credit, much like his racism, his xenophobia, his sexism, his narcissism, his creepy obsession with his daughter and his insecurities, 45 has not been shy about sharing his laziness with the world.

Shortly after winning the 2016 presidential election on a gross technicality, the “failing New York Times” reported that he was “talking with his advisers about how many nights a week he will spend in the White House.” Apparently, he “told them he would like to do what he is used to, which is spending time in New York when he can.”

[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. The current one is Kim Jong-Un.

Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un is named best dressed man in Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea for eleventh consecutive year.

Link to tweet

[Bucky]

3. Sorry, but comedy-wise, Jong-il is funnier.

This isn't about being accurate. Accuracy, sheesh. I mean, geeze, what decade are you living in?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

7. What are the options? NT

[Takket]

5. I guess you get best dressed when no one else can afford clothes

[Angry Dragon]

2. I bring you 'EGO MAN'

[Bucky]

4. Leggo my ego!

[JHB]

6. Prima Donnie

...ain't nobody without adoring fans.

[Initech]

8. I think Dolt 45 is my favorite so far.