Kellyanne Conway wants you to think of all the things Trump could be doing instead of Presidentin'

[Miles Archer]

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[Lil Missy]

1. I wish he WOULD take a hard look at that. Much better things for him to do.

Kellyanne, how about you? What else could YOU be doing?

[raging moderate]

2. That, or a new way to trim a hat.

As Victorian ladies are said to have done.

[yallerdawg]

3. Trust me...

we are!

Including just 'doing time'!

[Caliman73]

4. I can think of several things

None of them are pleasant.

I know Conway is trying to say that Trump is "sacrificing" all of the awesome things he could be doing to make himself rich or whatever, but it is all bull shit. He is doing that anyway, only he is using the power of the Presidency and dragging the dignity of a nation through the mud to do it. They are so ridiculous it is painful.

[ismnotwasm]

5. Like taking a permanent vacation

In oh, I don't know--Russia?

[MineralMan]

6. No, Kellyanne. We want Trump to start thinking about those things.

We want your boss to decide that he'd rather be doing those things and resign.

Why don't you suggest that to him? That'd be great!

[JTFrog]

7. Like rotting in a prison cell. nt

[MineralMan]

8. Just think of all the things YOU could be doing, Kellyanne.

Maybe you could get a job working in a pull-tab booth in some bar in Minnesota. That would help local charities.

Or, there are jobs handing out food samples at Costco. You'd be very good at that.

[PatSeg]

9. Oh good lord

Go away Kellyanne. The only thing worse than listening to Trump, is listening to you.

[Kablooie]

10. He could be relaxing and golfing... Wait...

[MFM008]

11. We do

Constantly.

[Vinca]

12. He's free to go at any time. In fact, please . . . go!