Who Will Trump Pick as His New Chief of Staff?

[MineralMan]

Priebus? He's outa there, much to the pleasure of Steve Bannon. But, the'll need a new Chief of Staff.

Reply with your suggestions for the appointment.

I recommend David Duke. He's a well-spoken sort of chap, and would fit right in.

[JustAnotherGen]

1. ha!

I recommend David Duke. He's a well-spoken sort of chap, and would fit right in.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Either John Miller or John Barron.

Or maybe Beve Stannon.

[MineralMan]

3. Nah, it won't be Bannon.

The position involves too much public-facing for him. He prefers to work in the background, in darkened rooms lit only by Internet porn.

[LaydeeBug]

26. Barron isn't Bannon...it's someone 45 made up, like Meredith McIver. nt

[MineralMan]

27. Ah, right! Sorry.

[exboyfil]

4. Newt Gingrich

Rudy G.
Steve Bannon (cut out the middle man)

[MineralMan]

6. The Salamander in Chief would be a good choice.

[C_U_L8R]

5. One things for sure

he's gonna break Chris Christie's heart again.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

10. "Hey, Chris, wanna get some frog legs? I know just the place."

[LOL Lib]

7. That Milo guy?

The inmates would truly be running the asylum.

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

8. My seven year old nephew

That boy can tell some believable windys!!!

[guillaumeb]

9. Richard Spencer. A well groomed Aryan man.

And his principles align well with Trump's.

[MineralMan]

15. A wonderful suggestion.

You're right, of course. He'd be another perfect choice for this administration.

[Eliot Rosewater]

11. Duke, hmmm. No matter who applies, they will have this job app I saw when I was there...

Employment application for White House Chief of Staff position:

1. List the groups of people you hate and list them in order of degree of hate.

2. Provide references to support your history showing hate for said groups.

3. List past employment duties that included belittling people with less power than you.

[Jarqui]

12. Someone off this list

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Russian_people_by_net_worth

they're worth billions & Russian so they'll fit fight in and the CPAC flags won't go to waste ...

[dalton99a]

13. My bet IF Priebus goes: Con Way. She's already an insider - loyal and ruthless - and he trusts her.

[MineralMan]

16. Nah. She's somewhat out of favor right now.

She says the thing she should not too often.

[mcar]

14. Ivanka!

[MineralMan]

17. I don't think so. He needs her to be available

at all times for other tasks.

[safeinOhio]

18. Alex Jones

[Mr. Ected]

19. Sarah Palin

She's really good with words and her proximity to Mother Russia would make her an excellent courier for the WH.

[MineralMan]

20. A Superb Choice!

Can't wait. If he can't get her, maybe Michele Bachmann.

[OldHippieChick]

21. He needs someone with a clue, but he'd

have to get a clue to realize he needs someone w/ a clue.

[QED]

22. How about Hannity?

Or someone else from Faux?

[MineralMan]

23. The pay's way too low for Hannity.

He's not interested.

[MineralMan]

24. Rush Limbaugh?

He's about finished on radio, so he'd probably appreciate a new gig.

[librechik]

25. I want the ShamWow guy. He can soak up any leaks pronto

[HipChick]

28. Chris Christie..

[MineralMan]

29. Nah. Trump hates him. But, he'll probably dangle the job in front of

Christie's nose, and then pull it away at the last minute. He loves the look on Christie's face when he does that.

[AngryAmish]

30. Most likely Earl Dane. Or maybe David MacEntee.

[onenote]

31. If you think Priebus is going anywhere, you're mistaken

Priebus will still be there as Chief of Staff six months from now.

[MineralMan]

32. Hmm....we shall see.

[salin]

35. I think so, too.

But trying to predict the twists and turns of the chaos that is this administration is all speculative.

[Gothmog]

33. If he would resign from the Senate, how about Ted Cruz?

[Docreed2003]

34. Keyser Soze???

[Demsrule86]

36. I was going to say David Duke but then I saw you already picked him...