Trump isn't going to WH Correspondents Dinner this year.

[boston bean]

What a fucking weak thin skinned little man.

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[Historic NY]

1. Send in Baldwin...

it would be a hoot.

[Rorey]

5. Yes!

And it would also be great if President Obama goes and roasts 45 in absentia.

[salin]

11. and Rosie as Bannon

push the president Bannon theme. Would get doubly under his skin.

[Rorey]

2. Figures

If he couldn't control the audience he wouldn't want to be there. Yes, what a f*cking weak thin-skinned little bloated orange creature.

[samnsara]

4. they will have way more fun..

..without him. EVERYONES gonna roast him BIGLY!

[Rorey]

7. We KNOW he's going to watch.

Probably on CNN.

[Motown_Johnny]

3. Or any year, I would think.

It isn't like things between himself and the media are going to improve.

[no_hypocrisy]

6. I'll believe it when the show's over and he hasn't arrived.

[lpbk2713]

8. He can't handle it.

Obama made Trump gun shy at his CD.

[Hortensis]

9. Hope he sticks it. With atrocities against immigrants

already starting, associating with 45 this way would only become a more obvious low point for the association's members. They should not be there laughing at such a person's jokes or indicating "refined" disapproval when they fall below standards they themselves would be failing.

[jeanmarc]

10. He can't do even this part of the job

I was about to say they shouldn't have it, but they should. And the comic should bring down the hammer hard.

Impeachment jokes are most wanted.

[DURHAM D]

12. I suppose the entire focus will be on Maria Bartiromo in that case.

This year she won't need to share the spotlight.

[pinboy3niner]

17. Ha!

I was thinking of the Al Smith Dinner, too. He was awful enough there--can you imagine him trying comedy again with his press relations so strained?

In addition, he faced a very real prospect that WHCA would disinvite him. So this was a sensible decision for him and the best thing for all concerned.

[OKNancy]

13. I I do hope Hillary will go... what fun

[KewlKat]

14. How about putting up a cardboard image of the con and let them all roast that?

more of a caricature. Make the tiny hands, big belly, anus mouth and wilder hair....

[Takket]

16. That is brilliant!!!

[Takket]

15. Coward!!!!!

[C_U_L8R]

18. "Ladies and gentlemen, for tonight's dinner

we will be serving chicken, chicken and overcooked plucked rooster"

Wow that Russia thing must need a lot of covering up.
Maybe he'll find his taxes while he's at it.