Trump to skip WH Correspondents Dinner, because

[Snarkoleptic]

he's a humorless prick.

More here, but not really....
www.businessinsider.com/trump-white-house-correspondents-dinner-2017-2

[meadowlander]

1. You forgot "thin-skinned".

[AngryAmish]

2. I am going to defend Trump here

I too would rather be in Florida playing golf.

Let them have their own damn party. I do not give a shit.

[C_U_L8R]

3. He's got a lot of covering up to do.

Maybe he's packing his bags to hightail it to Uruguay or the Congo.

[bunnies]

4. Someone needs to give baby Donnie his binky back.

I think another trumper tantrum is coming!

[lunatica]

5. He's run out of jokes making Melania the butt of his humor?

[HipChick]

6. He's a coward...most bullies are..

[KT2000]

7. he will not skip

watching it on C-Span though.

[irisblue]

8. he'll watch it on Cspan & tweet the whole time.

He's such a schmuck.

[BainsBane]

9. Also he didn't want to come up as a loser compared to Obama

In terms of celebrity appearances, etc...

[TexasBushwhacker]

10. Well, now they'll be able to hire an emcee

Normally they've been announced by now, but it seems no one wanted the gig.

[Stellar]

11. Good! We don't need a damned fool like 45 there in the first place.

We need every great comedian in the country there. I can't imagine any more fun than that. You know he will be watching. We can have Alec Baldwin portraying Trump.

[Doreen]

12. Maybe he decided to give everybody else an actual pleasant dinner.

No that's' not it. Maybe he talked Melania into peeing on him. No that's not it. Oh, I know, he's a chicken shit and knows he will never ever be able to make this dinner as good as Obama did. What a loser.

[global1]

13. He Doesn't Want To Have To Face The .....

enemies of the American People.

[tblue37]

14. And because he knows that if he shows up, most A-list celebrities and many

news organizations won't, thus embarrassing him with a puny showing, like at his inauguration.

He is just jumping before being pushed.

[Buns_of_Fire]

15. Just as well. His impression of a disabled reporter might not play well.

He can only perform in front of his drooling worshipers. Sure, Bannon might write him some material, but how many "A Jew and a Muslim walked into a bar" jokes would they tolerate before the escargot starts being tossed and someone yells "Give him the hook!"?

Sorry, Donnie. You're just not funny. Baldwin is funny. Steve Martin is funny. Lenny Bruce was funny. The plague was funny. BUT YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!!!

[elfin]

16. Sooooo... Does that mean he's going to Samantha Bee's Shindig instead? Ha. EOM

[Cha]

17. 'Cause he a chickenshit.. can't stand the heat.

[MFM008]

18. They need to fillet

Him good.

[Danascot]

19. The Yellow Snowflake

needs a safe space.

[TeamPooka]

20. Real reason is he can't deliver a joke and he hasn't any good comedy writers to access for material.

[smirkymonkey]

21. He knows he will get his ass handed to him.

Coward.