TrumpCare Will Help Funeral and Cremation Services Grow

[MineralMan]

That will result in thousands of new, OK-paying jobs in those crucial industries.

[randome]

1. Make America Ghostly Again!

[hr][font color="blue"][center]There is nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it.
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[MineralMan]

2. And save big money, too.

A cremation costs far less than cardiac bypass surgery, you know. And what about all those old people getting joint replacements? Hell, a cheap cremation costs way less and opens up housing opportunities, too. (I add the sarcasm smiley, because people seem to miss obvious sarcasm these days.)

[dalton99a]

3. Not to mention millions of manufacturing jobs

in the cremation oven manufacturing sector.

[MineralMan]

4. Don't forget the cremation urn industry, either.

There will be a big market for those, too. It could be a growth industry in the U.S.A.

Of course, there will be competing products from China, but we can beat them, I'm sure.

[dalton99a]

5. Oh yes, the 300% markup.

[moriah]

6. Remember, the Zombie Apocalypse will be a formal event...

And I think funeral services are essential, but it's a job sector that already has enough proven clients annually.

But as far as your premise, it will help insurance executives, too. Million dollar salaries aren't enough....

[packman]

7. Charles Dickens expressed it clearly

[NCTraveler]

8. He has a cemetary for his own kind.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028289830

[dalton99a]

10. Wow. Wonder if that's where they'll put the Donald J. Trump Presidential Mausoleum

[NCTraveler]

11. Reading through some of that was actually very interesting.

Seems they might be selling it for something it is not. One of their last pleas was that they would allot a certain amount of burial space for veterans. Otherwise, all for Trump people.

[dalton99a]

12. Yep, his love for veterans sounds so familiar.

[NCTraveler]

13. He was using that angle to try and make the deal happen.

There were other issues like him wanting to bring water in from another one of his properties.

The whole thing seems very strange.

[gopiscrap]

9. FUCK TRUMP!!!

[moriah]

14. Not double-bagged on a bet. Nt