If any of you lushes are planning on playing a drinking game during the SOTU tomorrow night

[MrScorpio]

Make sure to leave your livers with a responsible party.

Safety first.

[Gabi Hayes]

1. colbert live tomorrow night!

[dchill]

8. +1000

TY!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. What are the drinking words?

Not that I'll be watching.

[MrScorpio]

3. Here ya go

http://www.debatedrinking.com/state-of-the-union-drinking-game

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Thanks!

[Rorey]

6. That's good, but....

I'm sure he's going to say he "inherited the biggest mess", and I didn't see that on there.

[briv1016]

10. My liver hurts just reading that.

[dchill]

9. Amazing, fantastic, media...

[Rorey]

4. I told my husband I was going to take up alcoholism to get through this 45 thing

Of course I wasn't serious. I'm not going to ruin my life and my body because of that orange freak.

We need to stay clear-minded and strong to effectively fight against this nightmare.

[Doreen]

7. I would but I can not afford it.

[chillfactor]

11. I will be watching my taped programs

On my DVR.....I have no interest in watching or listening to a blithering idiot.

[bravenak]

12. I will live blog it. I try to drink but I fail. Tastes nasty, still.

Maybe when I'm grown I'll aquire a taste. I'll just smoke my way through

[MrScorpio]

13. I'll be live tweeting

It's going to be epic

[bravenak]

14. Oh my! This will be yuuge!

It's hard to decide where to spend my time tomorrow night. So many ways to laugh at trump. Twitter will probably break

[Cha]

15. Probably healthier.. make

some brownies.. even better!

[bravenak]

16. Oooooohhh! I might!

I can buy some down the street but I bake better! This will be a speech for the ages. Historic in a horrible way

[Cha]

22. The predominent word will be..

"I". It will be the most naricississtic, self-aggrandizing, Lie infested fest tribute to himself ever seen in the Universe!

The Fact Checkers will be checking off the charts

[bravenak]

26. We need to smoke or drink or bite a brownie every time he mentions how much he won

That way we'll all pass out within 15 minutes.

[Cha]

29. LOL! Better for

our health in the long run

[bravenak]

30. He really is making me sick!! It takes ALOT of herbal medicine to cope

You know. The GREEN kind, i'm so dumb, lol, just ignore me right now...

[Cha]

33. I can't ignore that..

You're doing fine.. I can't wait for the speech.. it's going to be so funny reading DU.

And, everyone is going to be bringing out their big guns so to speak..

‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’ Will Air a Live Episode on February 28th

The Late Show is going live later this month. According to Deadline, Stephen Colbert will host a live episode of Late Show on Tuesday, February 28th — the same night Donald Trump is scheduled to address Congress. Colbert will be joined by Lisa Kudrow and former White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest.




http://splitsider.com/2017/02/the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert-will-air-a-live-episode-on-february-28th/

Josh Earnest will be on!

[bravenak]

35. I can't wait to see him. I always thought he was cute

It will be an epic night, everybody wants to get a crack at trump.

[Cha]

36. lol@.. "everybody wants a crack @ trump" No

kidding!

Now's our big chance.. and what better way when the imposter starts posing before Congress.

No doubt he'll diss the Dems and slobber to repubs.

Josh is funny, brilliant, and adorable!

[bravenak]

37. They are going to love his speech

Then they will notice the rest of us laughing at him...

[Docreed2003]

27. As John Stewart said tonight on Colbert...

If he says "Believe me" you know it's bullshit

[Cha]

31. That's easy.. when is it ever

not BULLSHIT?

The question is.. just how much steaming pile of BULLSHIT and in what other issues besides himself?

[Docreed2003]

32. To the former...yuuuge....to the latter little, like Trumps hand size little

[Docreed2003]

18. With my luck...

I'll drink then smoke then not be worth a damn to the conversation afterwards!

[bravenak]

19. By the time he finishes I bet we'll all be speechless anyway

[Docreed2003]

23. By the time he finishes...

I might need a Stephen Hawking translating keyboard to blink out my thoughts on the speech!

[bravenak]

24. Seriously, he makes us all dumber by being in the same nation with him

[Docreed2003]

25. Truth!

[Docreed2003]

17. We need to make up a DU drinking/smoking game!!

[cbreezen]

20. Who are you calling a lush?

[phleshdef]

21. I've decided not to watch it. I'll catch the highlights the next day.

But the fact that he is in the position to actually address Congress makes me want to get drunk anyway.

[Lucinda]

28. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, use the word "I" as your take a drink choice.

[Cha]

34. Hey that was my word..

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=8720601

Lucinda

[Lucinda]

43. Great minds DO think alike!

[Cha]

44. Yes!

[jg10003]

38. The words and phrases are:

repeal and replace
mess
Islamic terrorists
wall
China
fake news
security
believe me

[coco22]

41. And FANTASTIC..

[Synecdoche Trope]

39. Thangyoo

My wife tellsh me I'm luscious, butt I won't bee washing Shrump's speche Shoesday night, sho donut worry ibout me.

[sinkingfeeling]

40. I won't be listening. I know the country is a mess and there is

'carnage' everywhere because he already to us.

[The Polack MSgt]

42. I'll hit the gym after work, eat a high protein dinner

And probably work through half a fifth of Tito's hand made before zonking out by 9:30... Still, I have to watch, my wife can't do it though...
Which is odd because she watches those damn autopsy/murder programs on the ID channel all the time. You'd think she would be used to watching tragic things
.

Edit to add, Safety first! Here is a primer on how to drink that delicious cold vodka and not die

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018915001