Drinking Game Tip for Tonight's Speech

[MineralMan]

Do not set the game up to drink when Trump says either "Tremendous" or "The American People." That would create a risk of alcohol poisoning.

This PSA brought to you by the Safe Drinking Association of America (SDAA).

[Va Lefty]

1. Just thinking about that dumbass giving a State of the Union address

is enough reason for me to drink mass quantities of alcohol

[narnian60]

2. +100

[shenmue]

3. Same here

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

4. No way in hell am I watching that buffoon's address... rather get teeth pulled.

[Initech]

5. I'd just drink enough to pass out and forget he's the president.

[Adrahil]

6. Man, no way I can watch this. My heart can't take it! NT

[MineralMan]

7. I'm not going to watch it. I'll listen to it on my local

CBS AM station, WCCO, while in bed. My wife and I turn in early and get up early. I'll give Trump half an hour of my pre-sleep time, and that's it. I do want to hear at least part of what he says, but I wouldn't watch it on TV.

[Adrahil]

9. You have more guts than me!

I'll listen to selected highlights afterward, but not live. Good luck!

[pinboy3niner]

8. When the speech starts to take off, remember your calming takeoff mantra...

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