"My favorite sandwich? Donner Burgers! It's not even close." . . Come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("What bald spot?&quot Trump is saying: "Sure I think Obama is behind the leaks, Steve, and here's why. He's jealous. . . . He simply wishes he was me. . . . I get that all the time. . . . So I hear (on great authority, by the way, impeccable authority!) that he hired half-a-dozen psychics, the best in the world, to imagine what is happening in my White house and then leaking it himself, under an assumed name of course, to the press. . . . You just wouldn't believe it!"

[skip fox]

1. Donald Trump is saying:

"Of course I think Steve Bannon is a genius. . . . Just look at him!"

[Johonny]

2. I have given America a security budget like you wouldn't believe

Granted it does nothing to secure the 1 in 5 children going to bed hungry
Granted it does nothing to secure housing for the homeless
Granted it does nothing to secure pensions for those that wish to retire
Granted it does nothing to secure affordable college for those wishing to be educated
Granted it does nothing to secure clean air and water so Americans don't live in a pig stye
Granted it does nothing to secure health care for those that are soon to need it because of the lack of all of the above
But hey we're going to have some really cool tanks and jets that even the military says they don't fucking want. Isn't that bigly?