Meet one of Trump's favorite news sources. Trigger warning: Flabby Alex Jones, shirtless ...

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and eating BBQ.


http://wonkette.com/613577/a-titillating-story-about-alex-joness-nipples-soaking-in-authentic-texas-bbq

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

1. Just wait until his nutty network gets press credentials

😲😨

[GaYellowDawg]

2. THANK YOU for the warning.

I declined on the link. You can't ever truly unsee anything, so I'm glad to have avoided it.

[Angry Dragon]

3. Trump dreams of Alex and Bannon every night

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4. A perfect menage-a-turds.

[Angry Dragon]

5. with golden showers afterwards

[Buns_of_Fire]

6. You warned me. I didn't listen. Oh. My. Gawd.

Now I'm going to have a nightmare about him and Kellyanne sitting on the couch in the Orville Office, sucking sausages, BBQ sauce dripping all over their naughty bits, until, with a heartfelt belch, they begin to engage in a serious session of hot 'n' sweaty snugglebunnies, making a mess of the carpet and knocking over the boss' favorite statue of himself. This is what happens when the boss is away every weekend.

I may never sleep again.

[Initech]

8. I don't think I will ever be able to eat BBQ sausage again after reading that.

And I like BBQ sausage! But that image...

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10. Yeah, that's the aspect I'm going to struggle with as well.

Grilled sausages used to be a fave! We shall see.

[Initech]

7. I think I need a cold shower after reading that. Good fucking god.

[dalton99a]

9. The fucker calls himself The Resistance:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/a-visit-to-the-infowars-studios-of-alex-jones-a-1136654.html