Things you'd rather do instead of watching the orange syphilitic turd address Congress

[NightWatcher]

Me first.

I'd rather express the anal glands on a rapid pittbull...












...after she's breastfed her pups at Olive Garden, of course

[cilla4progress]

1. Made me laff

We are going to watch last night's Colbert and Jon Stewart on our DVR.

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Have diarrhea.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Eat a bag of bees.

Lance an infected hemorrhoid with a plastic picnic fork.
Get tossed naked into a Turkish prison.

[underpants]

7. LOL

Bag of bees.

I'm actually going to watch.

[BainsBane]

4. Pick out lint from between my toes.

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[Eliot Rosewater]

5. Nose hair clippers...getting in there real good tonight.

[Gabi Hayes]

6. this:

[MyMission]

8. several ideas came to mind

1) watch a rerun of the apprentice
2) watch the grass grow (in the dark)
3) wash my hair (it's long and takes a while)
4) surf the net, and hang out at DU

But: someone's got to watch it to report (accurately) on the insanity. I can't bring myself to do it. Can't wait to read the press reports!

[liquid diamond]

9. It's pathetic that people here

will be tuning in to listen to that piece of shit speak. There really are more productive things to do.

[KittyWampus]

10. eat a rancid mayonnaise and chili sandwich and then crap it out through hemorrhoids.

[SticksnStones]

11. I'd much rather be watching Hillary Clinton giving her first SOTU address

Damn.

[Best_man23]

12. Triple Root Canal...Sans Anesthesia