How to think like a R: The Problem isn't that Sessions lied under oath

[stopbush]

The problem is that he was put under oath in the first place!

Rs should never, ever have to testify under oath! They are all patriotic Christians who would never think to lie. Putting Rs under oath is an insult to America!

When in doubt, IOKIYAR.

[ymetca]

1. Yeah, and they all fell in love with Vladimir

when he started bashing gays and harassing Pussy Riot. Hurray for the merger of Church and State!

This is Big Christian Oil's last ditch effort to take back the world from the growing eco-conspiracy, which they view as the spawn of Satan. We're not supposed to love and respect our environment, but slap that bitch into submission. Drill baby drill!

I actually heard a radio televangelist once go on endlessly about how petrochemicals are "God's annointing oil", and anyone who was even remotely concerned about the environment was one of the Devil's minions, no longer to be pitied, but to be mercilessly eliminated.

So, if you "hug a tree" now, you are a sub-human degenerate deserving of eternal hell-fire.

We should never have given these people free airtime, so many, many years ago...

[stopbush]

2. Christian make believe lies at the heart of everything that is wrong

with this country. That's for sure.

[SticksnStones]

3. Big Christian Oil...doesn't that just capture the entire problem. nt