Sessions: In retrospect, I should NOT have lied under oath

[kpete]

Sessions on his testimony:
"In retrospect, I should've slowed down and said I did meet with a Russian official a couple of times."

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[leftstreet]

1. 'slowed down?' Then what else did he lie about under oath?

Seeing as how he was just going too fast

[JudyM]

10. It suggests that he hadn't forgotten the conversations.

[sunonmars]

2. Resign now...

[Cha]

3. uh huh

[Doreen]

4. So, now in the repukes eyes he made up for his lie and is now all right?

[MoonRiver]

5. TRAITOR

get the fuck out of our government!

[dalton99a]

6. Liar got caught.

[Kber]

7. So he's not aware that the exchange was recorded?

Maybe he's too senile to do this job?

[Initech]

8. Gee, can we hold him to the same standards he held Clinton to?

He fucking lied under oath! That is the very thing they prosecuted Clinton for! All of these scumbags should go to jail!

[DefenseLawyer]

9. Had I known at the time that my lie would be discovered

I would I've chosen to obfuscate rather than flat out lie. My bad.

[JudyM]

12. Exactly.

[NurseJackie]

11. He talks, and I hear Charles Durning as The Governor in "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas"

[Staph]

13. "The Sidestep"