AG of the United States Walked into a Perjury Trap

[McCamy Taylor]

This means even if he is not a criminal, he is too dumb to be AG.

The only people who think we need a dumb attorney general are Trump's self styled outlaw base. The ones who think treason, pussy grabbing and tax dodging are good old fashioned American values, and who do not want to get caught and prosecuted.

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Compared to fuckface he is literally a genius.

I wanna know how do we get a special prosecutor, is it up to Session's assistant?

If so, nothing will be done.

These are not patriots, the rule of law means absolutely nothing to them.

[Rex]

2. Excuse me...I just...I have to...

Yep my wingman for the next 4 years. Muttley.

[coco22]

14. Lmao!

[catbyte]

16. Best. Laugh. Ever.

Had to do it, for the kids who may not know about Mutley.

[ffr]

3. Impossible. tRump only selects the best people. The very best.

It would be impossible to catch them in a trap. They're the ones who set traps that others fall into. They're the best!

[Barack_America]

4. Mmm hmm. And how many others?

Hopefully enough to truly drain the swamp.

Oh Lord, how much fun must it be for the Obama faithful to watch these folks scamper about, scared shitless about what else is known, and what they've already said.

Have we heard from Mitch today, for example? How about our pristine VP?

[Tanuki]

7. Mitch is still recovering from his recent handshake/face jab

(Captured by photographer Bill Clark)

[bunnies]

9. Whoa!

Is that from Tuesday? Yikes!!!

[coco22]

15. Look at Cornyn behind MCConnell I don't

think he likes it that's not Presidential. Virginia Fox doesn't have a clue about anything,especially education. Who votes for these people?

[JudyM]

19. Which of them initiated that friend clasp kind of handshake, I wonder?

[Tanuki]

5. .....

[randome]

6. They are all pretty buffoonish.

Let's not make the mistake of thinking they have a strategy or are coordinated. They don't and they aren't.

[JHB]

8. I'm not following you. A perjury trap is an attempt to maneuver someone...

...into making a false statement under oath, often about something that isn't germane to the subject of the questioning, which can then be used as a pretext for prosecution.

Where was the maneuvering? He shoveled horseshit in the face of on-topic questions.

What piece am I missing?

[McCamy Taylor]

10. The right wing will claim it was a 'perjury trap'

That is how they will seek to excuse it. But even if you believe that Sessions did not take part in a criminal conspiracy the fact that he did not tell the truth makes it stupid (and criminal).

[JHB]

11. Oh, OK. I hadn't acounted for the IOKIYAR factor.

[Thor_MN]

12. Well, technically, he said he didn't not talk to the russians....

He stumbled in his reply to Al, and if you wanted to hear it that way, one could argue that he used a double negative.

[SCVDem]

13. I had a feeling when Sen. Franken

got very specific in his questions, that he was setting Sessions up.

What did Al know?

[dlk]

17. Sessions Isn't Very Bright

How embarrassing for our country that the attorney general is such a poor quality lawyer and total hypocrite. Another sad example of what Republicans have to offer.

[Glimmer of Hope]

18. This whole snafu proves that he is a horrible attorney. At first I thought he

was desperate to hide something and had no choice but to lie. When it comes down to it, I think he is just stupid.