"Without a shirt? . . . Well, I look just like Putin." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!

[skip fox]

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Donald ("I'm the President; I don't need evidence&quot Trump is saying: "Now we know what all the Russian nonsense was about. . . . Obama and the Democrats have pushed this narrative for months now, getting my National Security Advisor fired, trying to get my Attorney General in trouble, announcing meetings, they claim happened, between my people and Russian intelligence, . . . when it was probably them that tricked us into meeting in the first place, and so on. . . . They did all this, made up all of this fake news, to distract the public from the story I broke this morning: that Obama wiretapped my phones. . . . It's hard to believe they put in months of work on this, but that's their main goal: to distract our attention from what's really happening, and what's happening, Obama's wiretapping, is worse than Watergate, 9/11, and the Bowling Green Massacre rolled into one. . . . Can you imagine their audacity???"



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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-twitter-barack-obama-tapped_us_58baadf7e4b0b9989417e736

[underpants]

1. Okay here's the plan....

I'm extremely unpopular right now so Bannon is going to get his joke of a website to post a joke of a column but a joke of a talk radio host Mark Levin and I'll attack the incredibly popular former President with a string of tweets that make me look like a raving paranoid maniac.

[Eyeball_Kid]

2. We've seen this before. It's an old Trumpy trick. When you shit your pants, blame your laundry lady!

[Donkees]

3. "Without pants? . . . Well, I look just like nuthin."

[skip fox]

4. PresiDented Trump is saying:

"That's what I thought at first. . . . Wiretapping a candidate for the Presidency of the United States! . . . Who could believe possibly it?"

[2naSalit]

5. "I AM the

greatest show on earth! What the hell are you talking about?"