Facebook friend is holding a 'pro-Trump' rally online. Help me troll it.

[wyldwolf]

What do you like about what he has done thus far??? Type your message in the comments below!!!

Bonus for clever comments. Go!

[titaniumsalute]

1. A link would be nice

[flying_wahini]

2. Yes, send a link please!

[Lebam in LA]

3. Link?

[wyldwolf]

4. Private facebook account - unless you're a friend, you can't see it. :(

[bravenak]

5. I like that he's helping us impeach him

[wyldwolf]

8. ... that it's the christian thing to do to forgive bloodthirsty dictators like Putin? :)

[bravenak]

6. I like the way he does 'tiny jazz hands' when he lies

[wyldwolf]

9. good!

[bravenak]

7. I like that my seven year old has a larger vocabulary than the 'president'

[oasis]

10. "They lost Ryan" was clever. Our president came out smelling like a rose.

[Jeroen]

11. Abolishing the EPA (make drinking water exciting again!)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. He's making Dick Nixon look good.

He's helping people learn how to pronounce Russian names.
He's bringing back orange, which hasn't been a fashionable color since the '70s.
He's showing that it's possible even for people with very tiny hands to use a cellphone for Twitter.
He's brought about a resurgence of jobs in the bomb shelter construction industry.
He's helped overprivileged white men feel better about being bigoted assholes.
He's proved you can cheat on three successive wives and people who claim to be Christian will still vote for you.

[66 dmhlt]

13. He's a very good accordion player ...

(OK - I know it's a concertina ... but probably only a few others will)

[Jamaal510]

14. I like how he

has already backtracked on his promise to "lock her up", and how he wants to increase military spending and build a border wall after complaining for 8 years about the deficit.

[wyldwolf]

15. Good stuff! His thread has become a shit show..