Author Stephen King weighs in on Twitter

[DesertRat]

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[MuseRider]

1. God I love that man! n/t

[DesertRat]

2. Me too!

[MuseRider]

9. Still laughing.

My husband looked at me and said, "He has scissors?", and we both broke up again. I think this might be a thing for awhile in our house. We all need a little down time and this just does the trick.

[DesertRat]

10. Humor is what's getting me through all of this

Btw, SNL is a new one tonight. Can't wait!

[MuseRider]

12. I already set it to record!

I had not watched it is so many years, not much since the original groups but I am loving having it back. Enjoy!!

[Rorey]

13. SNL - I wish there would be an extended episode

There's just too much material to cover in 90 minutes.

[angstlessk]

3. Gave me a great big laugh, or as 'they' say LOL!

[Squinch]

4. HE HAS SCISSORS!

[DesertRat]

15. Michelle stood guard while O spliced the lines. SAD!

[mucifer]

42. That "Dead Zone" scene with the scissors.

[dalton99a]

5. Yep, Obama did it.

[mcar]

6. Perfect!

[Hortensis]

7. Great! Politico thinks Donald imagines Obama lurks under

the floorboards of the WH, and King has him waiting for dark in Donald's closet. If he's tweeting all night, we'll know why.

[panader0]

8. Thanks Obama!

[littlemissmartypants]

11. I knew this was going to be great before the tweets

Started loading. Actually, it's way better than I expected!

Great catch DesertRat!

[DesertRat]

14. You're welcome. We need humor to make it through!

[littlemissmartypants]

17. Absolutely.

Fortunately with a clown as president the jokes write themselves. I am also Totally Convinced we Will have the last laugh.

[DesertRat]

18. Me too. I just wish it wasn't taking so long!

[oasis]

16. The "strawberry ice cream" Capt. Queeg reference was priceless.

[SnowCritter]

20. That one made me laugh, too

Somebody send 45 a couple of good-sized ball bearings.

[oasis]

37. No ball bearings. For Trump hands, better make it BBs. nt

[yardwork]

48. Lol lol

[SCVDem]

32. For the reading impaired

Please read 'The Caine Mutiny '.
That will explain the ice cream references.

Must read imo.

[oasis]

33. Great film too, with Bogey and Jose Ferrer. nt

[SCVDem]

34. RIP Jose.

[sagesnow]

35. Caine Mutiny - Strawberries

[oasis]

36. Thanks. "The Caine Mutiny" is one of my all time favorites.

[ewagner]

46. Agreed!

Beat me to it!!!

[sheshe2]

19. Stephen King...

Brilliant as always.

Bravo.

[spanone]

21. Bwahahahahaaa....king does comedy!!!

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[longship]

22. He has scissors!!!

[ffr]

23. I hadn't thought of that. Maybe tRump's really not that paranoid?

This is so much fun, playing with our ignorant pResident.

[drm604]

24. I'm a huge fan

[Nitram]

25. LOL!

[ToxMarz]

26. James O'Keefe should hire Barack and Michelle to show him how it's done.

[GentryDixon]

27. I follow him on Twitter.

His dog Molly is the "Evil Thing"

[DesertRat]

28. I follow him too.

He's great! Very witty.

[japple]

29. Old Yellowstains won't understand any of this. He has no sense of humor.

Joe Biden will, though!!!!!!

[Doreen]

30. I love him.

I like "he has scissors" and "he stole the strawberry ice cream out of the mess locker."

[malaise]

31. Genius

[MasonDreams]

38. This is Very Funny because it's soTrue

Oh Donald...Donald, the calls are coming from inside the House!!!

Having trouble sleeping in the people's House?

Are the spirits, of the veterans, of the 40 year Cold War against Russia listening and watching??

Did those mean Russian Gangsters make you an offer you couldn't refuse???

Has the Devil come to collect???

Opps, maybe the ex Prez was playing 3 dimensional chess, and you just wanted to be Kinged, playing checkers.

[bronxiteforever]

39. Stephen King is a national treasure!

[ismnotwasm]

40. I love him

I'm a huge fan in general--but he's nailing that assholes hide to the wall

[keithbvadu2]

41. Wait for it! It's going to be GOP pimp James O'Keefe bungling another wiretap.

Wait for it! It's going to be GOP pimp James O'Keefe bungling another wiretap.

[Lifelong Protester]

43. It was the strawberries.....

[NBachers]

44. Donnnallld * * * Donnnnnaaalllld * * * They're coming to Get You, Donald!

[Metsie Casey]

45. Great stuff. Always has a good sense of humor

[ProudProgressiveNow]

47. K&R nt

[Ilsa]

49. But I heard he likes pie, not ice cream! NT

[MuseRider]

50. Pennywise

It would not surprise me at all to learn that Trump is iffy or scared of clowns, so many of us are. So creepy, bigly.

I would love someone who is talented enough to do it to make a photo of Obama appear with Pennywise makeup and just a "We all float down here" quote just as a nice response to all his inane toilet twitters.

Only trying to help Mr. ummmm president