I will tie all the threads together in one coherent narrative:

[guillaumeb]

First, Barack Obama, in his secret role as mastermind of ISIS, approved the wiretap on Citizen Trump because Trump finally found Obama's birth certificate. A certificate that actually shows that Obama and Osama bin Laden were brothers. A certificate that was found with other papers in a lockbox belonging to Vince Foster.


Second, Obama and Clinton are running the anti-Trump conspiracy out of the basement of a pizza restaurant in Washington DC. As well, Clinton was running a child sex ring out of that same basement until she was stopped by certain patriotic Americans.

Third, as well as documentation about the birth certificate, Foster had passed information about the future conspiracy to certain other relatives. By coincidence, these relatives were living in.......................................Bowling Green. And the massacre of innocent Americans at Bowling Green was arranged by the Clintons for the sole purpose of killing all of these Foster relatives who had evidence of the future conspiracy.

Fourth, Putin is actually working with Obama to undermine Trump so Obama can take over as dictator and confiscate all of the guns.
And institute Sharia law.

Did I miss anything?

[TBA]

1. Gonna go viral!!!

[mac56]

2. WHOAH.

[guillaumeb]

5. And now you know what the liberal media is desperate to conceal. eom

[guillaumeb]

7. It all makes sense when you see all of the pieces of this foul conspiracy. eom

[Maeve]

3. Just this

And it can all be found on the secret deleted files on that personal server Hillary kept in BENGHAZI!!!!!


Hats for everyone!

[guillaumeb]

4. How could I have missed this vital piece of the puzzle?

Thanks Maeve for the link.

[janx]

6. This is great and sums it all up beautifully.

Now we know!!

[guillaumeb]

8. Trying to help out. And please read Maeve's contribution to this puzzle. eom

[janx]

9. Yes, yes! The puzzle piece!

That ever elusive piece to the puzzle has been found!

[C_U_L8R]

10. There were black helicopters, chemtrails

and fluoride in the water

[guillaumeb]

13. Fluoride and chemical agents to confuse patriotic Americans?

Another piece of the puzzle emerges.

So now there is a UN connection. And we all know that the UN is full of foreigners!!!! Including dark-skinned and non-Christian foreigners.

[Volaris]

23. The lead in the water in flint was put there to coverup the mind-control flouride

[janx]

11. But what if...

What IF. . .

But what if it's true? What if, what if?!

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I read it on Breitbart, I heard it on Levin and Limbaugh,and Hannity, so it MUST BE TRUE!

[guillaumeb]

14. What about Beyonce and Julia Roberts?

Sorry, I was distracted. What were you saying?


Great graphic.

[mountain grammy]

12. To fox, Mark Levin, and my brother in law, you nailed it.

[guillaumeb]

15. What is scary is that you are probably correct.

If only it were just your brother in law.

[mountain grammy]

21. No shit!

[world wide wally]

16. Dooo!!

Why didn't I think of that?

[guillaumeb]

17. And now you know why I am here at DU. eom

[Takket]

18. you forgot the anal probings by the pod people!!!

[guillaumeb]

19. I did not want to mention that. It is embarrassing.

I am sitting on a cushion because I still hurt down there. From the probe.

[LaydeeBug]

20. You missed inventing the internet to accomplish all of this. nt :)

[guillaumeb]

22. The Al Gore connection?

And he was VP to which President?

Another vital link.

[sheshe2]

24. Bravo!

PS....You can add Michelle to the time line...while Obama is grabbing the guns she will be yelling "Let's Move"...She will be Making America Healthy Again... First up will be Blotus.

[guillaumeb]

26. Thanks sheshe.

Trump would not last 5 minutes exercising with Michelle Obama. Not that there is any downside to that.


Seriously, with all the horrible going on, we need a little bit of humor to break it up. I hope this post makes people laugh.

[sheshe2]

28. It's a great thread...

definitely needed now, guillaumeb.

[guillaumeb]

27. Starting with the last sentence: The Purple Revolution?

So Prince is NOT dead. That is excellent news.

You certainly have supplied many of the missing pieces.

One piece you forgot:
FOX news will be replaced by the SNL crew offering their take on the news. Interrupted 5 times a day of course for prayers.

Otherwise, you are definitely paying attention.

[moonscape]

29. Is it wrong that I wish this

"Fourth, Putin is actually working with Obama to undermine Trump so Obama can take over as dictator and confiscate all of the guns. "

was true!

[guillaumeb]

31. It is not wrong as long as you recognize that the post is concerning an alternate universe

much like this one.

[Bozvotros]

30. Finally the TRUTH comes out!

Did you know that those children in the sex ring were disposed of in a giant blender?

[guillaumeb]

33. Amd turned into smoothies?

You should definitely call James O'Keefe about that.

[zentrum]

32. Be very careful...

....45 will be quoting this as news by 3AM tomorrow. I'm not kidding.

[guillaumeb]

34. If Kellyanne CONway calls I will neither confirm nor deny my story. eom

[Liberalagogo]

35. You left out the gay agenda

But we're used to being left out of everything anyway.

[guillaumeb]

36. Did you read response 10?

One of the secret side effects of fluoride in the water is, of course, that it turns people gay. Thus explaining why the right wing is so phobic about fluoridated water.

Thank you for your very important contribution to this still unfolding story. We may never know just how far the Obama/Clinton conspiracy reaches, but thanks to concerned citizens like you we are all learning.

[bench scientist]

60. comrade ,

must I remind you the teh first rule of our beloved gay agenda is you don't talk about teh gay agenda!
ssssh.

yours in solidarity,
bench

[McCamy Taylor]

37. Only one. Clinton wants Melania for her Lesbian harem. For three ways with Huma.

[guillaumeb]

38. With (the unfortunately named) Anthony Weiner as photographer?

Wait until that gets leaked to YouTube.

And if Melania is Trump's controller, does that link Clinton with Putin and also to ISIS through Abedin? Another Benghazi connection?

Soon the whole story will come out.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

39. You forgot Poland!

[guillaumeb]

40. What a great DU name.

There is a Polish connection?

Please enlighten me.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

61. Thank you. :)

No. there isn't. This is an old quote from Dubya from his 2004 debate with John Kerry.

[guillaumeb]

63. But if there were a connection, what would it be?

Poland is a neighbor to Russia, after all.

[malaise]

42. LOL

Long time no see in GD

[SalmonChantedEvening]

57. Hiya. :)

I peek when I get a chance at work. I saw this and couldn't resist.

[malaise]

59. It is brilliant and

fall down funny

[malaise]

41. Freaking brilliant

[guillaumeb]

44. You are far too kind.

The many additions are very funny. What we have here is correctly seen as humor, but at Breitbart this would be a story.

[SpankMe]

43. You missed one thing.

...The fact a majority of conservatives in this country ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS, verbatim.

[guillaumeb]

46. That also is funny, in an unfunny way.

And it explains how, even when conservatives and liberals talk, the conversation means something different for both sides.

[Chemisse]

64. Or it's unfunny, but in a funny way.

Which kind of describes the last year of our lives.

[Warren DeMontague]

45. You left out how all the evidence was being kept in a secret safe in Benghazi

But other than that, pretty comprehensive analysis

[guillaumeb]

48. Thank you.

Maeve, in response 3, suggested a secret server in Benghazi.

[Warren DeMontague]

50. I should have known one of DUs fine investigative minds would have uncovered that connection first.

[mnhtnbb]

47. LOL.

[guillaumeb]

49. Thank you.

The responses are great. An incoherent narrative.

[Yavin4]

51. You forgot something.

Once Obama becomes dictator, he will appoint Hillary to make us all get gay married.

[guillaumeb]

52. I must admit I did not consider that aspect of the Obama Dictatorship.

So those of us who are married will be required to have a multiple partner relationship?

[Yavin4]

53. No, you will be forced to divorce your current hetero spouse and marry someone of the same sex

If you refuse, you will be taxed at a 75% rate, and that money will be given to Planned Parenthood so that they can force abortion on White Christian babies.

[guillaumeb]

56. Now that would cause many heads to explode!!

A nice addition to the narrative.

[mobeau69]

54. Hillary was the co-founder of ISIL (pukes hate calling them ISIL)

and the lockbox, originally belonging to Al Gore, was found by the investigators drumph previously had working in Hawaii, in Al Capones vault in Chicago. Emanuel hid it there. That's what people are saying.

[guillaumeb]

58. Al Capone's lockbox brings Geraldo Rivera into the narrative.

And Rahm introduces the Israeli connection to the narrative, also linking to Jared Kushner.

Are you certain you want to introduce Geraldo into this?

[lapfog_1]

55. In addition, the Foster Documents

would indicate a plan by Hillary and the Democrats (when they got back into power after any republican president after WJC) would secretly allow 3 million illegal immigrants to obtain voter registration and valid ID so that Hillary would win the next presidential election. Inexplicably, this criminal cabal would place most of these illegal voters into states that traditionally vote Democratic showing that Hillary and Obama were actually incompetent... right after they were so accomplished that they pulled off the criminal plan with NO leaks.

[guillaumeb]

62. Are you trying to introduce logic into this?

How dare you!!

Everyone know that everything here is true because people are telling me this stuff. Plus I think I read it on Breitbart, or at least a random Wordpress site that focuses on conspiracies.

And I have the best people on this, believe you me, and they will get to the bottom of this.

[neeksgeek]

65. First thing that popped into my head when I read this...

A certificate that was found with other papers in a lockbox belonging to Vince Foster.

Was "You're kidding."

"I must be, the Bahamas are islands."

For those who don't get this fairly obscure punk reference, I'm saying this scenario is less likely than the opening storyline to a certain Dead Milkmen song.

[guillaumeb]

66. Would you link to the song?

Punk was never something that I listened to.

[neeksgeek]

67. I'm hoping this doesn't offend anybody.

Ok, here you go.

[guillaumeb]

68. Very funny lyrics.

A very simple instrumental track.

I liked the line about running down an old lady at the County Fair.

And driving the car up from the Bahamas.

[neeksgeek]

69. If George Carlin had done music, it would have sounded like this.

Definitely not to be taken seriously, and yet there is something there.

[guillaumeb]

70. A nice point.

It is not my preferred style to listen to, or play, but it was funny and sounded very young, if you understand my meaning.

[neeksgeek]

71. Like the old saying "children are too honest to be wise?"

This song, to me, always felt like the band was calling out self-absorbed jackasses. Seems appropriate to our current situation.

I have to admit, where punk and rap are concerned, I only like certain songs, by certain groups. Not a big fan of the genres in general. But when they get it right, it's great.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

72. K&R nt