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MineralMan

(146,288 posts)
Sun Mar 5, 2017, 04:11 PM Mar 2017

IKEA Failures

Probably most people on DU have assembled at least one item from IKEA. If so, you know the agony of the feat. Perhaps the problem you had fell under this recall from IKEA at one time:



If not, I recommend a Google Image search for IKEA Fail or IKEA Disaster. You may recognize a situation you once found yourself in.

My favorite:



Share yours, if you like.

Note: This thread was brought to you in the hopes of relieving at least a small part of the current political frustration.

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IKEA Failures (Original Post) MineralMan Mar 2017 OP
LOVE the first one! nt tblue37 Mar 2017 #1
the first one is awesome.... clarkrd Mar 2017 #2
Here are the instructions for IKEA's TRUMPFEN border wall MineralMan Mar 2017 #3
Pretty sure I installed all 3,772,896 screws ThoughtCriminal Mar 2017 #9
A friend of my son and daughter in law is an amazing ikea furniture assembler greymattermom Mar 2017 #4
Some people earn their living doing that. MineralMan Mar 2017 #8
Long Stand... pkdu Mar 2017 #5
DINDASR longship Mar 2017 #6
LOL leftstreet Mar 2017 #7
 

clarkrd

(54 posts)
2. the first one is awesome....
Sun Mar 5, 2017, 04:16 PM
Mar 2017

My friend who is a firefighter told me he knows when a house has a lot of ikea stuff because of massive amount of damage when that stuff catches fire

ThoughtCriminal

(14,047 posts)
9. Pretty sure I installed all 3,772,896 screws
Sun Mar 5, 2017, 09:24 PM
Mar 2017

But I still have three left over. Now I'm taking it apart and starting over.

greymattermom

(5,754 posts)
4. A friend of my son and daughter in law is an amazing ikea furniture assembler
Sun Mar 5, 2017, 04:20 PM
Mar 2017

I spent a whole afternoon just watching him. A joy to behold.

MineralMan

(146,288 posts)
8. Some people earn their living doing that.
Sun Mar 5, 2017, 08:51 PM
Mar 2017

Every IKEA store has a list of independent assemblers. I don't know how much they make or what it takes to get on their list though.

I do know that I use power tools to put them together. A cordless screwdriver or drill speeds up assembly dramatically. Also, once you've done a few, you understand the concepts better.

pkdu

(3,977 posts)
5. Long Stand...
Sun Mar 5, 2017, 04:23 PM
Mar 2017

one of my first jobs out of college was in an oilfield repair facility...the foreman asked rookie-me to go the storeroom and ask the store-keeper for a "long stand" , so I did........and I waited ....and I waited .....and..

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