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Prisoner_Number_Six

(15,676 posts)
Mon Mar 6, 2017, 09:54 PM Mar 2017

Just out of curiosity- how's the orangeutan's golf game?

I watched a few minutes on YouTube of him swinging. Although I'm no expert it seems to me he swings like he has a putter firmly lodged in a certain deep dark place.

I believe there must be an unspoken gentleman's agreement that simply says "Just let him win.".

Let the "handicap" jokes commence in 3... 2... 1...





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Just out of curiosity- how's the orangeutan's golf game? (Original Post) Prisoner_Number_Six Mar 2017 OP
It's been said he cheats GP6971 Mar 2017 #1
He is said to cheat, which isn't surprising. The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2017 #2
You know very well he can't not cheat. dchill Mar 2017 #10
Given his current rate of golf vacation taking, if he lasts 4 years, guillaumeb Mar 2017 #3
Well, he's so damned fat ProudLib72 Mar 2017 #4
I heard the bodies of those who don't let him win... pinboy3niner Mar 2017 #5
I'll GUARANTEE that his golf game is nowhere near... dchill Mar 2017 #6
Apparently a 3 handicap. drray23 Mar 2017 #7
I've read several stories - he has a good game underpants Mar 2017 #11
Lots of Wins at his own clubs men's championships. I'm suspect and more so of his 3. JDC Mar 2017 #13
He cheats randr Mar 2017 #8
He Has a Loft Problem OneBlueDotBama Mar 2017 #9
He has a long swing that drops straight down. Of his kids, Ivanka's looked best. JDC Mar 2017 #12

guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
3. Given his current rate of golf vacation taking, if he lasts 4 years,
Mon Mar 6, 2017, 09:57 PM
Mar 2017

he should be a professional by the end of his term.

dchill

(38,471 posts)
6. I'll GUARANTEE that his golf game is nowhere near...
Mon Mar 6, 2017, 10:00 PM
Mar 2017

as good as what he pencils in on his scorecard. He's just that kind of guy.

underpants

(182,769 posts)
11. I've read several stories - he has a good game
Mon Mar 6, 2017, 10:44 PM
Mar 2017

Yes he apparently cheats (calls gimmes if he's on the green) but he is pretty good.

JDC

(10,125 posts)
12. He has a long swing that drops straight down. Of his kids, Ivanka's looked best.
Mon Mar 6, 2017, 11:26 PM
Mar 2017

I heard he cheats and i have no doubts about that, as others have said....they all looks like they need lessons. I'd guess Donald is too egocentric to take instruction or to be analyzed.

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