Unregulated mastubatory emissions.

[boston bean]

Just read about a new law aimed at restricting the emissions on FB!!

[Orrex]

1. Who's masturbating on FB?

Yikes!

[boston bean]

7. Lol

[greymattermom]

2. It's alive!

Aren't they pro life?

[Doreen]

3. So, what are they going to do

every time a man ejaculates due to masturbation? Make them name the sperm and have a burial?

[boston bean]

4. They have to watch an educational video. And possibly be probed

So they understand the risks.

[Warren DeMontague]

13. For some, that might just be an added incentive.

Just sayin'

[LOL Lib]

5. LOL the way they try to regulate women's bodies, this would not suprise me!

From a practical standpoint, I'm pretty sure this will create a boom in the funeral business. Maybe this is Trump's plan to create new jobs?

[Doreen]

11. ONE OF TRUMPS PROMISED JOBS.

Me: So, I hear you have a new job John.
John: Yeah I do.
Me: Well, what do you do?
John: Uhmmm, well, I"m a sperm counter.




THE PRESIDENT AND CONGRESS ARE PROUD TO LET AMERICA KNOW WE HAVE CREATED 600,00O JOBS IN THE SPERM COUNT BUSINESS ALONE.

How is that new job for you folks?

[Motley13]

10. Perfect!

[madinmaryland]

6. Those are stickily lies!!!

[Iggo]

8. Playing second stage at OzzFest. (n/t)

[dalton99a]

9. There ought to be a ban on spermicidal lubricated condoms

They're killing babies.

[ProudLib72]

12. Every sperm is sacred

I just wish the repukes would have to sell their children for biological experiments.

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[Warren DeMontague]

14. You laugh, but Trump Health Policy Advisor Katy Talento opposes "consequence free orgasms"

https://newrepublic.com/minutes/139691/trump-administration-will-terrible-reproductive-rights